Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 3 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Half In Love With Easeful Death
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.19.2013
Aria: "For doing exactly what you stomped your foot and demanded she do?"
Ezra: "I just meant the bad parts, like my responsibility to the family and getting sound advice about not fucking children! Not the parts where all of us are living off of her, those I deserve!"
SOME LONELY DEATH ROAD
Darren Wilden pulls Ashley over at the scariest part of the scariest road outside the scariest town of America, and immediately starts violating her rights.
Wilden: "Have you been drinking, ma'am?"
Ashley: "Uh, you sat there and watched me not drink a huge inviting glass of pinot."
Wilden: "I saw alcohol on your table, so."
Ashley: "Is this one of those Rosewood laws, like finding a shovel? Or are you just straight-up abusing this situation already?"
Wilden: "Get out of the car please, madam."
Ashley: "Uh, your face?"
He drags her out in front of her car, so that her back and his face are both plainly visible to his onboard video camera, which... He gets pretty rough with her, threatening her to shut Hanna up, more of the same, and eventually she just calls bullshit and heads back to the car.
Wilden: "You know how I keep menacing Pastor Ted? If I tell everything I know about you, that will be the least important thing you lose. You stole from an old lady, you misplaced an architect-imposter..."
Ashley: "Don't you fuckin' threaten me, you ageless dreamboat. Threatening a child? How do you live with yourself?"
Wilden: "It's hard! I can't sleep sometimes! I killed a person in self-defense and possibly your daughter's best friend also!"
By this time she's behind the wheel, and revving the engine to make him get out of the way, but in a pathetic attempt to control the situation male-privilege style, still screaming about how he's going to kill Hanna, he reaches for his weapon. And so it is that Ashley Marin hits the gas, sending Darren high into the sky with a glorious thump. She does not turn back and she does not waver: At the end of this long road, there is a cabinet. And in that cabinet is the booze. And in that booze, she will find... oblivion.
DRAKE
Emily: "CeCe Drake, why are you putting all your stuff in that suitcase? Why are you rushing around so, CeCe Drake?"
CeCe Drake: "I am getting the hell on up outta here. I got abducted by a cop this morning, dude. It was like Brokedown Palace, I don't have time for that shit. And by the way, thanks for telling everybody on earth about my connection to the..."