Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 3 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Half In Love With Easeful Death
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 20 | Aired on 02.19.2013
PLS PLS TELL US MORE ABOUT EZRA PLS
Liars: "..."
Aria: "But then I think maybe she was right, you know, Malcolm and Maggie being in the picture changes everything and it's going to be so complicated and..."
Liars: "..."
Aria: "I mean when did my high school relationship go to being minivans and Gogurts like this all of a sudden? I mean..."
Liars: "..."
Aria: "...both in high school technically, insofar that a high school is a building we both were sometimes in, but now this whole thing with the kid and it's like..."
Liars: "..."
Aria: "...Go have dinner with him, and I'm still kinda thinking about Wes and now his mom made me feel all weird, and I don't know, maybe it's..."
Liars: "..."
Aria: "...Just settle down because objectively if you don't count the time I kept this secret from him we really haven't been dealing with this as a couple for all that long and I guess..."
Liars: "..."
Hanna: "-- Hold it, go back. You hooked up with Wes?"
Aria: "Just barely. Just like for two seconds. In my bedroom. About poems."
WREN DATE
Spencer: "It was this beautiful crystal paperweight, with these lavender petals suspended inside. Real tacky shit, but whatever, I was a kid. I stole it."
Wren: "Spencer, I never would have pegged you as a thief. Except for how you're constantly stealing things and getting caught stealing things."
Spencer: "I felt so guilty, as soon as I got home from my Nana's house I buried it in the backyard. Or at least I think I did. I entered a fugue state and don't remember that night. But it's probably still there. Unless it clawed its way to the surface and then got buried again three or four times, in which I case I have no idea where it might turn up. Possibly in Jason's yard, or on a train. Am I talking too much? I'm talking so much."
Wren: "No, it's not that. I just have a job as a medical doctor because I am a grown-up person, so. But listen, I had a lovely night."
Spencer: "I did too."
They kiss. Right there in public. Right there where A can see them, which includes but is by no means limited to "right here in public," since A can see you anywhere at any time.
FITZ V. FITZGERALD
Mom: "[Skree! Skree! Skree-skronk!]"
Ezra: "Shut up, MOM! You're being stupid, MOM!"