Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Wilden Out
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 17 | Aired on 01.29.2013
Hanna: "So have you seen Spencer? She may be imploding."
Aria: "Mom said she bailed on study group, in a really violent strange way, but I thought nothing of it."
Emily: "Hey guys, remember Ce... Oh shit, why is Ezra standing in the courtyard looking like he just found out about his secret baby?"
Aria: "Hey, buddy! How's it going?"
Ezra: "Don't you buddy me. What the hell is Spencer talking about? I have a kid?"
Aria: "Let's take this out of the teen lunchroom, okay?"
Ezra: "I will throw a fit wherever I feel like it. You and my hot brother Wes just watched me blowing out my birthday candles and you didn't think to tell me that..."
Aria: "-- What do I say? I thought you'd throw a big massive tantrum and I didn't feel like dealing with it? What, are you surprised that I acted like a teenager?"
Ezra: "Our love is real, Aria. Don't play the pedophile card."
He runs off and Aria, she feels bad. I mean, I get where she's coming from, but the way time works on this show it wouldn't seem like such a huge betrayal if they didn't have one of the Liars open every single episode with, "Still lying to Ezra about that very important thing?" All it did was further underline the fact that she was being an ass. And she's a fast-talker, and I believe everything she says, so you get why she's been stressing and paralyzed about it, but still. Honestly, she was never going to pull the trigger, so you might as well aim the destructive tornado of Hurricane Spencer where it's going to do the most good. You know what I mean?
A: "Dear Aria. This is what you get for being a pussy. Love, A."
Very Alison. Ali would be proud. I know I am.
RWPD
Wilden: "Pam, how's Emily doing lately?"
Pam: "I really wouldn't know. I don't like being around you. For one thing, you hounded my daughter to the ends of the earth. Also, you seem to have been working out, or at least found a more body-conscious tailor."
Wilden: "Rosewood used to be a real chill place, man. None of these half-buried boots and constant shovels and your daughter's clique acting crazy all the time."
Pam: "Are you telling me to move? Because I literally just moved back here."
Wilden: "Probably wouldn't help. But I can tell you this. Stabbing a person to death is something I have done, and it feels weird."