Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 114 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT As Cool As I Am
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 4 | Aired on 10.20.2013
"I like Diane a lot," Chrissy says. "I wanted to be like her." But things don't always turn out that way. Mentors are a goal, rarely a result.
Viola: "So that's why you went to her, when this client..."
Chrissy: "I knew Mr. Gainsborough was one of her top clients, but..."
Viola: "Tell us what the bad man did to you."
Chrissy: "He told me I looked hot, and he asked me my bra size. He kept looking at me."
Viola: "And what did Diane say?"
Chrissy: "Not to worry about it. To take it as a compliment. That's when I lost my respect for her."
Diane: "And yet that never happened. She never said she was uncomfortable with it."
Viola: "But she told you about it. And you said to let it go, take it as a compliment?"
Diane: "Uh, yeah. Do you know who we're talking about? From a gay fashion designer, what else are you gonna do?"
Viola: "Oh boy."
Viola: "Wait, but did Chrissy know Mr. Gainsborough was gay?"
Diane: "I don't see the relevance. It was what it was. It wasn't prostitution."
Viola: "I mean should she just... Are we expecting our paralegals to stereotype fashion designers, or... Like anybody that might not fit a certain..."
Elsbeth: "Oh honey, just call it a day. Stop digging the hole."
VIOLA WALSH
But she doesn't! She loves it, and she comes for them again!
L/G: "Are we seriously not done with this?"
Viola: "No! I want one million dollars!"
L/G: "Oh my God, what?"
Viola: "Because of the Will office-sex thing."
Elsbeth: "Okay, I've got an affidavit signed by Will and Tammy Linnata -- there goes my Bangle, let's wrap it up -- that she never worked here anyways."
Viola: "Are you saying this is the only time you've ever had sex in your office?"
Alicia: "Oh boy."
Will: "...Actually? Yeah."
GARDNER
Alicia: "Will! You lied!"
Will: "Did I?"
Alicia: "Did we not have sex in this office?"
Will: "Did we?"
Alicia: "No matter how you Clinton the definition, that was still the hottest thing that ever happened on this show. It counts."
Will: "I'm not redefining sex. That was totally sex. But I do wonder about the definition of 'office,' considering it was over there in my bathroom."