Episode Report Card Megyn: F | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT West Suck Story
By Megyn | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.20.2001
We see a flashback of Ronnie arriving in Em City to remind us of the cozy little lust triangle he's caused. We see Keller, in his pod, wearing very baggy underwear and looking down, straining to see into Beecher and Ronnie's hot-pod. Lights on. Beecher and Ronnie exit their pod while Ronnie pulls a shirt on. Oh, my. Keller and his underwear fume silently. Shower time! Keller enters to find Ronnie touching himself in a very special and private way. He inquires about whether Ronnie's getting lucky, then proceeds to "warn" him about Beecher's promiscuity. Ronnie's like, "I wish you had let me know sooner." "Why?" "Because last night, I got a blowjob deluxe." You know, I just never get tired of typing this shit, in case y'all are wondering. I've actually tried to keep the expletives at a minimum but, I swear, if they don't swear as much then they yap about sex. Did I mention that Keller is facing the camera and making up for Fox and Leroy's lack of frontal? Apparently it was the fluffer's day off -- I'm just sayin'. As Ronnie departs, Keller fumes some more.
Lunchroom. Beecher stands in line as Keller comes up behind him to ask about the nocturnal goings-on in the hot-pod. Beecher coolly says, "You've killed the last two men I've slept with, you gonna kill your friend too?" Keller snarls and knocks the tray out of Beecher's hands, then walks away.
In the gym, Keller and Ronnie work out. Ronnie mentions his surprise when he first learned of Keller's unfortunate incarceration. You know, because Keller's so sly and all. Ronnie ticks off all the shenanigans of Keller, including, but not limited to, drinking, drugs, and young college boys. Sounds like normal everyday stuff to me. Kidding! (Hi Mike! Really, I'm kidding. My brother reads my recaps, yo.) Keller sort of stares off into the distance as he talks about his old ways. "I think I wanted to get caught...get some time off of the streets." Ronnie sits up on his weight bench: "That's a long time off the street you got." Keller leaves the machine, walks over to Ronnie, and plants one right on him. Ronnie gets all weird at first, but Keller kisses him again and they fully mack. Tonsils, the whole nine. Guard beats on the chain-wall and is all, "Hel-loo, get a room." I think they take his advice.
Later, after lights out, Beecher approaches Ronnie while he's falling asleep and indicates, by grabbing his goods, that a little Ronnie is what he needs. He's rebuffed. He asks why. Ron turns to him and confesses that, earlier that day, he and Keller had taboo, backdoor love. And it was wonderful. He thinks he's in love with Keller and promised him he wouldn't sleep with Beecher. Beecher tells him it's a con. Ronnie acknowledges this, but he's just crazy about that Keller guy. Beecher gets up, walks over to the door, and looks resentfully up at Keller, who moons Beecher and shows us a little more starfish than I think we want to see.