Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Mind Your Business, All the Time
By Potes | Season 17 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.12.2011
With the challenge over, Kourtney, Kim and Khloe address the contestants and announce the winner. They honestly look worse than I've ever seen three people standing together look. It's so bad that my grammatical abilities are slipping, as evidenced by the previous sentence. If THEY can't look good in this shit, what hope is there for the rest of us? The Kardashians state that, because they are a collective, they couldn't settle on just one winner. There are two folks who excelled, and they are Bre and Lisa. Kim says that they did the Kardashian Kollection justice, which I suppose means they were puzzling and horrible.
Backstage, J. asks Bianca who she's mad at. She says, "Everybody," in full earshot of, well, everybody. J. says that he could tell, because she looked like she couldn't give a shit. That's not the girl that he wants to book. Bianca tells us that Miss J.'s line of questioning shook up her soda bottle, in a metaphorical sense. She tells him that she's taking shit from the Christian, and from the nutjob. Bianca is ready to punch somebody. To paraphrase from Steel Magnolias, hit Alexandria! Sorry, I know she hasn't done anything of interest for weeks, but it's like a reflex to pick on her. Bianca then says quite loudly that she deserves this, and none of the other girls work as hard as she does. No one seems to appreciate that very much. Bianca says that she walks away from everything, and J. tells her that when she walks away from it, she doesn't deliver. Bianca looks sad, and tells us that a part of her wants to go home, and she's wondering if she has to go through all of this hurt and pain just to get closer to her dream. I don't think the hurt and pain of a lady trembling with fear when you ask her a simple math question would be all that bad. I'd kind of love that, actually. I'd just be walking around asking people to multiply fractions and shit all the time. Buck up, Golden! You practically have a superpower!
Meanwhile, Shannon approaches some of the other girls and asks what she's done to make Bianca complain that she's taken shit from a Christian. Lisa says that she didn't do anything, and that she's scaring Bianca. Bianca hears this and flips, and once again tells Lisa to mind her business. Bre stands right in front of Bianca with her arms out like she's secret service, and says that everybody's good. Everybody is SO not good! Lisa tells us that if Bianca doesn't want to be there and can't handle the stress, then she should in fact go home. Bre yells, "Did everybody enjoy the show?" and Angelea pops up to say that she did, in fact, enjoy the show. She set her Tivo for a season pass of that show, she liked it so much.