Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Mollie Who?
By Potes | Season 6 | Episode 5 | Aired on 04.04.2006
Nigel laughs at Jade's commercial. Jade turns to the panel and says that they chose her worst take, because in the other one she did her lines perfectly even though her improvisation wasn't good. Tyra asks who doesn't think that their chosen take was the best one. A few girls raise their hands. Tyra and Nigel say that it happens to everyone, and that you'll never be 100% happy with your selected shots as a model. She tells Jade that she was pushing too hard in the commercial, and that it was very drag-ish.
The judges deliberate. Joanie looks amazing and has great stage presence, but she doesn't understand why she's there, according to Nigel. The camera loves Leslie. Jade has a model's bone structure, and a drag queen's mannerisms. Michael says for the record that he didn't think either of her takes was any good. Nigel says that Mollie Sue is really smart, but that she's not a model. Twiggy thinks she's like a TV presenter. Miss J. says that there's still hope for Mollie Sue, even though she bores him, like a certain other contestant. Tyra asks who, and Miss J. says that Nnenna is the other boring non-entity. Tyra notes that Nnenna kind of seems like she wants to come and punch everybody on the panel lately. Nigel says that Sara is a dwarf stuck inside a giant's body, because she doesn't have presence. Danielle needs a bit of refinement and to lose the accent. Furonda, according to Nigel, has no bust and is perhaps too skinny. Tyra says that Furonda shocked her in the commercial because she's articulate, moves well, and has a great personality. Brooke is fragile and shy. Miss J. says that she looks like a trout, but he loves her. Nigel snarks that if this were America's Next Top Trout, Brooke would be a keeper.
The girls return. The following girls are still in the running: Furonda, Sara, Leslie, Danielle, Nnenna, Joanie, and Brooke. Will Mollie Sue and Jade please step forward? Tyra has only one photo, and a weird aqua blouse with a bow at the neck. Mollie Sue has a lack of persona and appears to be robotic. Jade plays the blame game and turns off the judges with her know-it-all attitude. But alas, Mollie Sue goes home. She cries and cries. Jade gives her a big hug and also cries. Tyra tells Jade that she doesn't know it all, and that she might take a hint from the fact that she's tried to model for so long and hasn't been very successful. Damn, Tyra! Jade needs to listen and learn, and also to continue to be a crazy yet entertaining beeyotch.
Mollie Sue is incensed that Jade is staying and she isn't. She has a point. She didn't see it coming at all. She never thought that she'd leave for lack of personality. She thinks that she's been getting better, and thought that she had a chance to win the competition. Wrong again, M.S.!