Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Mollie Who?
By Potes | Season 6 | Episode 5 | Aired on 04.04.2006
The girls have to walk up a set of stairs, amongst some partygoers, and around a pool (all the while improvising) before landing the two lines at the end of their thirty-second spot. Sara is first. She grabs a drink and improvs, "When you're out on the town, don't be a wallflower. Make sure you put your best face forward." She's really good and nails the lines at the end. Her downfall, however, is that she held the product out of frame while at the same time holding a delicious-looking frosty beverage. Cover Girls apparently don't drink, because they prefer sitting around and being boring and sniffing cupcake-scented things. I say, give me the frosty beverage and Cover Girl be damned!
Furonda is next, and talks again about commitment. She says that parties are unpredictable, but that your makeup doesn't have to be. Her lines at the end are a little too flouncy and fake, but overall she did pretty well and knows it.
Next is Joanie, who also didn't get the memo about taking a frosty beverage. Her lines are a riot. As she walks up the stairs, she says, "I love coming to Los Angeles. I love entertaining my friends." She stops amongst some revelers and asks, "You guys gonna be here all night? Sweet." HA! Jay is all, "WTF?" Joanie admits that she made a fool out of herself, but is able to laugh about it. She looks gorgeous, too.
Leslie is next. She looks amazing, but is a really fast talker, which makes her sound crazy. Jay says that she sounds like the guy who reads the warning at the end of a pharmaceutical commercial. He tells her not to sell him the side effects, because he gets those for free with his monthly refill of Valtrex.
Next is Mollie Sue, who wants to blow everyone away. She doesn't. Her delivery isn't engaging, and she messes up her lines at the end. In an interview, she cries about it and says that she has to win the competition. I thought we were going to get some sort of deep dark secret revealed here, like she has the same human form of Mad Cow Disease that plagued the crazy opera singer on the latest Law and Order: Criminal Intent and that it made her actually kill Jade and that she needs the money for bail, but alas, she just wants to win for the normal reasons.
Danielle is next and doesn't look quite as gorgeous as she normally does. She comes out with the killer line, "Every woman is looking for a spot of perfection. So why not start with that perfection...on your face?" Yeah, that's what he said. She also forgets her lines at the end. She tells Jay that she's tripping, and can't believe that she forgot the "Easy breezy" bit. Her second take is a bit better, but she holds the product in a funny way.