Episode Report Card Potes: B+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Mollie Who?
By Potes | Season 6 | Episode 5 | Aired on 04.04.2006
The games begin. Jeremy screams a word which the girls have to act out. First is "terrified." The girls scream and flail around. Then, "Janice Dickinson." Furonda totally falls down and starts writhing around drunkenly on the floor, which is all the evidence you need that she deserves to win this challenge.
Next is "anger," which all the girls do without too much effort. Jeremy says that a simple exercise such as that will help the girls to commit to the various moods they will have to embody while modeling. He skipped "vacant and vaguely idiotic" because they have that one down already.
Next, the girls work as a team to create a story. Each has to say one sentence based on the premise that Jeremy gives them. The first premise is "one-night stand." Brooke begins by saying, "Dominique walked in, into the nice warm bedroom." Oooh, a warm bedroom, you say. I might have to excuse myself for a moment, because nothing stirs the loins like talk of a nice warm bedroom. Brooke interviews that improv (which is not "improve," spellcheck, so fuck you) makes her nervous, and that she has a hard time thinking of things when she's put on the spot. Mollie Sue is next with the story and adds, "Where she slathered butter all over Lamar." Oh, Dominique and Lamar, those two sex fiends! All I can think of now is Dominique Dawes and LeVar Burton sliding along a buttery Reading Rainbow of lust. Hott. Jeremy tells Mollie Sue that she needs a little more energy.
The next theme is, "The princess and her doggie." Jade starts to say something in a bad fake British accent. Soon she'll be calling Jeremy "Antony" at some high-profile award ceremony. Furonda picks up the story in the same British accent and Jade starts to interrupt. Jeremy admonishes Jade for this and says, "Sometimes it's not about you." He knows her so well already! Soon after, Jeremy bids the girls adieu.
Back at home, it's raining. Nnenna is on the phone with freaking John again. Ugh. She tells him that she needs support, and also needs to be well-rested and mentally prepared for the competition. "Wish me luck and get off the fucking phone" is what she means. Sara interviews that John is nothing but drama. He's always crying on the phone and Nnenna always screaming at him. Sara says that it's bringing out a negative side of Nnenna. Nnenna tells John that he's embarrassing her, and then tells him to get up. She then tells John that his crying is annoying her and making her angry as Jade sits on the desk beside her. Nnenna says to John, "I'm only gonna hate you when I get back, I swear to God." Well, then. Perhaps, in this case, Jade will actually be the bearer of tact and compassion. Brooke wryly interviews that Jade is advising Nnenna to stay with her man. Jade then decides to play Cyrano de Berger-ass and actually writes out lines for Nnenna to say to John. Nnenna reads them with the same gusto as Season 5's Nicole on a "My Life as a Cover Girl" spot. "You need to trust me, John. I need you to support me," she says flatly. Jade interviews that love is a distraction. She says that it is a beautiful thing, but that it will kill you. Unless Jade is lucky enough to get to you first. Commercials.