Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 84 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT What We Need Right Now
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 1 | Aired on 09.29.2013
He grabs Kalinda by the hair as she's getting off the elevator, and drags her to his lair. The files she was carrying go everywhere. She sits down in a chair in the conference room that his evil lair actually is, and thinks about the various ways she could kill him.
David Lee: "I need all the phone numbers phoned by the fourth-year associates over the last three months. They're intending to leave, and taking our clients with them."
Kalinda: "That's a pretty developed theory you've come up with."
David Lee: "I am fucking psychic, Kalinda. That's why."
Kalinda: "Okay, well, what you're asking for is illegal."
David Lee: "No, because they're company phones. And anyway, I just want the metadata. I want to see who they're phoning in aggregate, not who's doing what. That comes later. And on that day, how the blood will run. Friends and lovers, turning on one another, dancing in the flames of my vengeance. If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a fourth-year associate's face -- forever."
ELI GOLD
Alicia: "Eli, I'm on a Death Row appeal, I don't have time for one of our little talks."
Eli: "But this is important!"
Alicia: "No I mean literally I'm at Death Row. Doing an appeal."
Eli: "I thought that was hyperbole."
Alicia: "Who are you talking to? I don't do hyperbole. Why are you phoning."
Eli: "So I've already delayed this twice, and you told me today at four..."
Alicia: "Sorry, reschedule for sometime after Saturday, I got lives to save. Through justice."
Eli: "Sunday at noon?"
Alicia: "Make it seven, and also what are we talking about."
Eli: "Basic ethics talk for the governor-elect's family. We're changing strategies."
Alicia: "If I were paying any attention to this conversation, the fact that Eli Gold just said he's changing his ethical strategy would give me the shivers. As it is..."
(Click.)
Melissa George, who only plays ladies that will scare you to death, is the new Ethics Counsel and the Executive Director for the Illinois Ethics Commission. This is Eli's first time meeting her, and he's grossed out the second he gets a look at her.
Eli: "Uh, who are you? My meeting is with Mitch Garbanza, who looks like somebody named that."
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