Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 84 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT What We Need Right Now
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 1 | Aired on 09.29.2013
Robot: "[Garbled transmission; modem noises.]"
David Lee: "Yeah, fucking thanks for that, Monica. Great idea, Monica."
Will: "Okay, great everybody. Break! Cary, can I talk to you?"
Carey: "You mean me?"
Will: "No, I mean Cary-Cary."
Carey: "No problem. I will just be over here. Just like I have been... this whole time..."
Will: "Diane, I feel like actually 48 hours is not enough time to subpoena and test this hair."
Diane: "I know, right? What was I thinking."
Will: "You do your thing and try, and I'll get Cary and Alicia to help me postpone the execution even further. How, I do not know. Good thing I'm trickier than an oiled-up eel and I work best under pressure."
Kalinda: "Guess what? I was getting the hair subpoena and I heard somebody already retested it. Six years ago, in the prosecutor's office."
Diane: "Duh, that was for the appeal..."
Kalinda: "No, in Chicago. Prosecutor's office here, not in Indiana where this is all happening."
Will: "Cary, you know Barry Scheck, correct? Can you phone him? He's in town on an Eighth Amendment class action, I have an idea."
Barry Scheck: "Hey Cary, what's up?"
Cary: "Barry... I mean, Mr. Scheck, we need some help on Eddie Alan Fornum?"
Barry: "What? My judge won't let him join at this point."
Cary: "We don't want to join. It's a Will Gardner trick!"
Robyn: "Glad you're coming with us!"
Alicia: "What are you talking about? PS, stop talking about this."
Robyn: "No prob. Robyn Burdine!"
Alicia: "Oh my God, that girl. I would hate her either way because she's not Kalinda, but Jesus."
Carey: "...Can I tell the clients?"
Alicia: "I have no idea what you are shutting up about right this goddamn minute."
Carey: "The Governor's wife! Is joining our new firm!"
Alicia: "Seriously, I'm just trying to walk down a hallway here. Everybody needs to shut up. You go back to wherever you have always been for four years."
DAVID LEE
"My psychic powers are tingling. I'd better look around all sneaky... Hey, why are all the fourth-years shaking hands and smiling? We do our best to keep their spirits broken, this is bullshit. Oh, and now Carey is ducking his head and avoiding my gaze? In four years, the entire time he's been working here in our Litigation department, I have never seen Carey do that. Clearly we have not broken their resolve and they are going to start their own firm. How else can I fuck Alicia over to stop this? I just need a minute to think. To my evil lair!"
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