Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 84 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT What We Need Right Now
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 1 | Aired on 09.29.2013
Will: "That was good."
Alicia: "No, you were good."
Will: "I'll allow it."
They grin, and call home.
BACK HOME
Zach is gobsmacked by the news, and cranks up his ChumHum to doublecheck the insanity while he's still on the phone with his bro: Yes, Grace Florrick is the #4 hottest kid on Maxim's Hottest Politician's Daughters. He drops the phone and just stares, trying to figure out his entire life, looking at a fairly lovely picture of his sister, and exactly what happens if he's not the hot one.
Alicia: "Zach, it's Mom. What are you doing?"
Zach: "Nothing! Certainly not looking at pervy pictures of my sister while my brain slowly melts inside my head!"
Alicia: "Okay well, I'm gonna be late. Need anything?"
Grace: "Is that Mom?"
Zach: "Don't look at my computer! It will weird you out too!"
Grace: "Tell her we need more juice. I'm a growing girl."
PARKING GARAGE
Alicia: "Why are you all climbing around on that car like a bunch of fourth-year feral cats? Are we doing West Side Story? Because David Lee is gonna want in on that shit."
Cary: "We found an office, inside the Loop."
Alicia: "Good."
Cary: "It'll take three weeks."
Alicia: "Then let's get temporary space. I want outta here."
Carey: "Actually, we want to stick around."
Alicia: "Three whole weeks?"
Cary: "ChumHum needs some work."
Alicia: "We can do that from our new offices. This secret meeting stuff is bullshit."
Robyn: "I agree, we need to go. Fast. I cannot keep myself tamed much longer."
Carey: "There's more."
Cary: "You're gonna hate this, but we want to wait for bonuses."
Alicia: "You are pieces of shit. You are honestly up to no good. That is robbery."
Carey: "It's like a million bucks, between all of us! We were counting on it for startup costs..."
Alicia: "We can't keep fooling the partners..."
Carey: "We can't keep fooling Will, you mean."
Of all the times -- I know I bitched about it, but -- remember that sound-effect thing they did a couple of times where they would honk over the bad words? Wouldn't it have been funny to have a sound effect of a tire squealing in the parking garage, like a record scratch? Rrrrk! Oh no he didn't! Any case, Alicia's face is every bit as funny and even more eloquent.
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