Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Like a Wire Inside
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 7 | Aired on 07.20.2009
The dispensary is still full of superheroes and Lazytown characters when Doug tosses an envelope of money at CP, who is back in that stupid papasan bed. Doug notes that dorks smoke a lot of pot apparently, but allows as how you'd have to be pretty baked to dress like Skeletor and/or try to get upskirt snaps of Lucy Lawless. As Doug brags that he and Blitt can run the place without Silas, Dean Hodes enters in the usual chintzy suit, and he and Doug trade barbs for awhile.
Doug's basic point is that Dean is a jinx, which is true, and Dean's is that Doug is a worthless douche, which is a world of true, and then Silas comes out to shake hands with Dean, who is there to formally dissolve their partnership. But before they do -- or reconcile, it seems likely -- some cops bust in that Doug initially mistakes for more nerds, until you see the INTERNAL AFFAIRS on their flak jackets, and then Blitt is suddenly IA and he's got CP on his face, cuffing him for theft, extortion, falsifying documents and the rest of it. Doug asks if he can still bang Cousin Rachel, and Dean tries to ambulance-chase CP with his business card before one of the IA guys shoves him down with his shoe. Doug points out that in fact Dean is a huge jinx, and I can't imagine how we'll be able to wait a whole week to see what thrilling thing happens next with these three.
Cesar and Esteban roll up in that hospital like the army of God, shoving nurses out the way and busting into the room. Nancy lies in the bed, looking wretched -- for her, which means she's still hotter than anyone who ever lived -- with Andy and Shane looking down. Esteban crosses to her closet, grabbing things and explaining without prelude that she's done "a very bad and foolish thing" by coming into the hospital. He demands that she get dressed, but she just lays there looking queerly at him. Cesar knocks on the door, and Esteban asks what he wants... And a nurse wheels a baby cart into the room.
The stitches sting as Nancy sits up, and the nurse puts him into her arms. Esteban stares. "My God. You have no idea what you've done." She nearly smiles, glittering with pride and tears, and looks up at him: "He has your eyes," she says, as a private joke between herself and Mia Farrow, and puts the baby into Esteban's arms, and he looks down intensely, shaking his head, and stares at his son. The bastard. The Price Boy: