Episode Report Card Demian: F | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT It's Absurd! It's A Bane! It's Supertard!
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 8 | Aired on 11.12.2005
Not!warts. ZZZ and the henchdork and zzzzzzzzzz. The henchdork intends to lure Supertard to the now-defunct school. I think. Whatever. Next!
Over in Speedle Dee Dee's decrepit apartment, Raige nosily snoops around a bit until Ivan shows up, and the sparks fly between the two until Ivan reveals that Speedle Dee Dee missed his four o'clock check-in, which means that Donnie prevailed upon Speedle Dee Dee to aid and abet in a liquor store heist that the police already know about. Raige insists Speedle Dee Dee would never agree to such a thing, so Ivan bets her a twenty that they'll find Speedle Dee Dee in the company of thieves. Raige is all, "You're on!" and so the two exit, with Ivan slamming the door shut behind them. And I wasn't kidding about the whole sparks-flying thing. These two really are pretty damn good together. Pity we have to head back into...
...Supertard's subplot for the imbecilic scene that follows. Briefly, Supertard arrives for her ludicrous midterm forty minutes late, dressed like a hooker. Naturally, her professor is most displeased, so Supertard gets all up in his face to insult him in front of the entire class, in the process activating her awful belt's stupid mojo, which sends each and every woman in the room into a frat-boy-bashing frenzy, and I hate this show, and I want to die, but unfortunately, I must follow Supertard out into the hall where she encounters ZZZ while attempting to escape the mayhem she's caused in the classroom, and God, I hate this show. ZZZ, with a few soothing words, convinces Supertard to accompany her, and leads the oddly proportioned and lispy piece of human garbage into the next commercial break.
Manor. Phoebe and Piper, returning from Supertard's campus, join the Dolt in the main hall for a processing summit. They eventually determine...what they've already determined before, actually. In short, Supertard's to be contained until they can figure out a way to release her from the tacky belt. Meanwhile, the Dolt's to keep his golf date with That Smitty Person, because Piper still needs to book a Special Guest Ovary for the club that evening. Piper pecks the Dolt on the lips before disappearing upstairs with the Feebs. The Dolt putters around for a bit, looking thoroughly bored with the entire proceedings, until the screen flares white to dump us over in...
...Not!warts. ZZZ feeds Supertard some seemingly endless line of bullshit about "Female Utopia" that Supertard promptly devours whole, because she is a maggoty-necked pinhead. The henchdork darkly warns ZZZ of Supertard's rapidly failing health, but ZZZ couldn't give a rat's ass. As long as Supertard remains alive long enough to vanquish That Brute, all will be well in ZZZ's world. ZZZ wiggles her eyebrows around menacingly until the screen flares white again to whisk us over to...