Episode Report Card Gustave: B+ | 110 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Bitchelle of Mercy
By Gustave | Season 3 | Episode 17 | Aired on 2004.04.06
The time is 05:53:56 AM. A fully-covered body is gurneyed past Bitchelle by two Hazmaticians. They pause so Bitchelle can pay her last respects. She pulls the covers back to reveal Gael's super-pustule-y face and bids farewell to her long-suffering, not-gay co-worker. After his body is whisked away, Bitchelle calls Soul Patch to tell him the news of Gael's death and how painful it was. "No one should have to go what he went through!" she says. "There are children upstairs who are going to die in agony in front of their parents' eyes!" Soul Patch reminds her that there's nothing they can do about that. Actually, there is, according to Bitchelle. She asks Soul Patch to get her some suicide capsules, as they are kept around CTU for field agents who are captured behind enemy lines. Soul Patch doesn't want the capsules to be used for any reason other than their original purpose. "They're for committing suicide to prevent torture," says Bitchelle. "And that's what they'd be used for here." "I'm not authorized to do that," says Soul Patch. "I'm not interested in what's authorized!" shrieks Bitchelle. "I'm talking about common decency." Soul Patch promises to see what he can do.
Back at MI-6, Kiefer and Charlie Brown have escaped the building with barely a scratch between them. Kiefer calls Chappelle and tells him about MI-6 being attacked and how the Sahhhhn-ders-led organization is much larger and better organized than anyone thought possible. Chappelle is happy to report that he's gotten some leads off of his money trail search. Kiefer orders him to set up a team of analysts who'll be ready to retrieve all of the data from the server Kiefer took from MI-6. Chappelle says he'll "get on it." He walks across the CTU floor on his way back to his office. He stops when he sees that someone has opened a locked room. It's Soul Patch, getting those suicide capsules. "It's gonna get pretty bad down there," says Soul Patch. "It's against every regulation in the book," says Chappelle. "Do it!" Yep, Chappelle is going is going to die soon. He's being way too cool.