Episode Report Card Demian: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Sex And The Single Dolt
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 16 | Aired on 02.21.2004
…the real world, where the bus driver regains both his pulse and his consciousness at the same time. It could happen. Not. Phoebe and Raige turn to leave, but stop short when the bus driver breathes all dreamily, "Dolt! You must be an angel!" Oh, gross. Just as the gals call for a processing summit to hash out this latest shred of information, Phoebe twists violently to one side, clutching at her upper arm. "Piper!" she exclaims as the screen flares white to zap us back over to…
…The Ghastly Plane. To get Piper out of the way, I've attempted to pin her to the wall by shooting an arrow through her jacket sleeve. You know, like they did, what, three and half years ago? Sigh. This show is never going to get cancelled, is it? Anyway, my aim was a little off -- the booze, don't you know -- and I seem to have nicked her arm. She slowly drops to the floor while I smack the Dolt's bitch-ass up in another corner of the empty lobby. As part of my cunning plan, I allow the Dolt to think he's getting the upper hand by letting him boot me around a little bit before I scramble back to my crossbow. Shut up. You don't know. The Dolt retrieves the ex-wife and hustles back out into the street as I trail along calmly after them. Damn. I should have seen if they had any Vicodin lying around before I left.
The Real Manor. Raige orbs into the main hall with Phoebe, who's nattering something about having felt Piper's presence in the hospital. From above, Big Gay Chris calls out to his aunts, who turn to greet him as he descends the stairs. "You're okay!" Raige grins. "Which means Piper and [the Dolt] are okay," Phoebe realizes. "I don't know about them," Chris shrugs with a somewhat apologetic half-smile, "but I'm running out of time here." He raises his left hand, which is transparent. Along with the sleeve of his t-shirt, like, what -- did he lug the thing back from 2026, and must Piper have sex with the Dolt to ensure its future existence as well? I'm so confused. Phoebe and Raige goggle in dismay as Big Gay Chris gazes sadly at his vanishing hand before greeting the oncoming commercial break a pair of forlorn puppy-dog eyes. Awwww!
The Real Manor, attic division. Phoebe slams the Book of Shadows shut in frustration and growls in despair. She and Raige bang their weeny little skulls together and eventually figure out that the bus driver actually saw the Dolt when he flatlined in the hospital, which must of course mean I somehow banished Piper and the Dolt to Limbo or somewhere by means of a fake vanquish. Phoebe, reenergized, flips through the Book for a relevant entry on ghosts.