Episode Report Card Erin: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Who's a Bad Mama Jamma?
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 1 | Aired on 09.28.2002
Sigh. It's a good thing they go to commercial here because both Wendy and I need to take cold showers.
Cap Ferrat, France. Sydney, sporting a kicky blonde wig and some seriously gross sunglasses, drops out of the sky via her snazzy black parachute and makes sure to mention that her shoulder hurts, lest we think she has super-human powers of recuperation. She unzips her black jumpsuit with a sexy flourish to reveal what appears to be an over-decorated negligee. But it looks good on her.
Syd enters the party and comments on the tastiness of the hors d'oeuvres to Dixon, who comments that she can always snag him a few of the tastiest. Aw, witty spy banter. How I missed it so. Syd enters the seemingly guard-free office and sets up the SD-6 bug and then the CIA delay, picking up the phone to clue in the CIA surveillance team. They're good to go. Delay's working. Syd exits and sees some big goon-y guy walking toward some door. She recognizes him from the Red Ball Arena and immediately tails him.
Dr. Giggle's Office. Khasinau's sponging iodine onto Vaughn's upper right chest. Hee. Vaughn's chest. Hee. Michael Vartan's too yummy. He really is.
Wendy Kroy: Don't get too comfortable with that lust there, sister. Vaughn's mine.
Regina: I beg your pardon? You have Will. You're all about the Will.
Wendy Kroy: It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind.
Regina: For the nine BILLIONTH time, you are not a woman and you can't have Vaughn. His girly little ass is mine.
Wendy Kroy: As if.
Regina:Wanna fight for him?
Wendy Kroy: You bet your sweet -- wait.
Regina: What?
Wendy Kroy: I'm remembering that time we fought over Johnny Depp in Chocolat.
Regina: Yeah? So?
Wendy Kroy: I still have the scar.
Regina: Heh.
Wendy Kroy: Never mind. You can have Vaughn.
Regina: Thank you. Guess those brass knuckles I carry around in case of an emergency came in handy, huh?
Wendy Kroy: Don't remind me. And pass the absinthe. The vodka isn't working for me anymore.
Anyway, Syd follows the goon down into Dr. Giggle's office. Dr. Giggles tells the goon that he'll be finished in twenty minutes. The goon grabs a well-worn suitcase and starts to leave as Dr. Giggles fires up the bone saw. What's he gonna cut through, Vaughn's chest? Why'd he prep the skin with iodine if he was just gonna saw right through the -- oh, why do I even bother?