Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 73 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT One Hand Clapping
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 13 | Aired on 03.09.2014
NSA Boys: "Did you just hear that shit just now?"
CARY & KALINDA
Under the sheets, like on TV and the movies. They are charming, and great, and she's still got her horseshoe necklace on.
Kalinda: "Don't answer that phone! We are having intense sensuality."
Cary: "I mean, what if it's important?"
Kalinda: "Then you miss an important call. Why are you dodgy with me lately?"
Cary: "I guess because I don't trust you."
Kalinda: "Fine. I guess I can't trust you either."
Cary: "You're not wrong."
Kalinda: "Mutually assured destruction is the sexiest thing in the world, after scrambled eggs and frozen yogurt places. Are you being for real about the wiretaps at LG?"
Cary: "C'mon. I went all the way over there."
Kalinda: "What are you doing about it?"
Cary: "Burner phones again."
Kalinda: "Telling clients?"
Cary: "Not yet, no. We're getting our house in order. You need to also."
Kalinda: "Hmm."
Cary: "Come on! That's so mean! But not so mean that we can't go back to doing it now."
LG
Kalinda: "I am absolutely sure that Cary is lying. In related news, I am off my game. Or maybe I am so twisty and weird that I literally can't imagine a circumstance in which he would be plain-faced about it like that. Like how Eli couldn't tell how far he pushed Marilyn until he realized where she was starting from."
Diane: "Will, Kalinda says we're okay."
Will: "They really did that just so we'd chase our tails? How rude."
Parallel construction, bitches! You think the left hand is doing something so you watch the right hand, and the right hand's not doing anything, and you still feel tricked.
NSA Boy: "They are so wrong! That's funny. They are chasing their tails by not chasing their tails."
NSA Boy: "I think Will and Diane end up getting it on."
NSA Boy: "That's nuts. You need to get a life and stop worrying about the sexual habits of fictional characters."
THE ASHER SITUATION
Cary, Robyn, and Alicia sit down to watch Lester eat an apple in a horrible way and ask questions that are actually just threats.
Robyn: "So the new AUSA, Theresa Alvarez, went to Tech for undergrad and then Northwestern Law. First tax fraud, then organized crime."
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