Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 73 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT One Hand Clapping
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 13 | Aired on 03.09.2014
Eli: "It's me Eli Gold, calling about this voter fraud we're need to cover up."Alicia: "Oh Jesus. Eli, can I phone you right back? On another phone?"
NSA
NSA Boys: "Oh, we also have all of Eli's phones tapped so, no problem. Thanks to how we previously justified going three steps out, however that went down."
NSA Boy: "I like your shirt with the anarchy symbol on it, like you are a tween."
NSA Boy: "Thanks! I like how you got gay married."
Eli: "Alicia, this phone connection sounds like balls."
Alicia: "It's not a burner if that's what you're suggesting! But you should only phone me on it. Peter too."
NSA Boss: "What's up? Is it something with National Security?"
NSA Boys: "Not really. Remember the Marwat warrant that became a Florrick warrant?"
NSA Boss: "Not really?"
NSA Boys: "Look at all this paper!"
NSA Boss: "Right, right. The Governor's Good Wife."
NSA Boys: "So, bad news. She knows we're tapping her, but she thinks it's the DEA tapping Lemond Bishop, a charming drug lord."
NSA Boss: "But you can get around that, right?"
NSA Boys: "Sure, we already have her burner number and everything. But how did we get found out?"
KLUGER
Kluger: "You. The cute one."
Cary: "Okay guess what? The DEA is tapping our phones! Very uncool."
Asher: "Why of all the pernicious... Look at Agent Cheswick's face."
Cary: "We trapped them. By being played off each other by a goblin."
Kluger: "What do you want me to do about it?"
Cary: "An order to preserve the wiretaps for later discovery in this case. The real estate lady, I forget her name..."
Kluger: "Me too. Screw her. Haha!"
Cary: "So we think she lied to protect this wiretap."
Asher: "Sadly there is no wiretap to preserve, or we totally would."
Alicia: "You are a fucking liar!"
Kluger: "Probably. But if there's no such thing, then I can't order a..."
Cary: "Fine. That's not exactly what we were going for, but since they're big liars, can we at least throw out the tainted testimony in question? And if you're feeling very awesome, maybe just throw this whole case out?"
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