Episode Report Card Jessica: C+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT 100 Light Years From Home
By Jessica | Season 5 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.16.2002
Indeed, Joey and Charlie are sleeping together in his tent, which is set up in the living room, à la Claudia in Party of Five. They wake slowly -- fully dressed, mind you -- and banter cheerfully. Apparently, Joey is telling Charlie the story of her life, and they're all the way to seventh grade. Charlie pretends to care, because he wants to get into Joey's pants. "You want a break?" she asks him. "From you? Never," Charlie says. "You're good with the one liners. Almost too good," Joey giggles. Charlie grins and says that he hasn't even kissed her yet, so he must be losing his touch. Joey doesn't think so, she says. And she leans over and kisses him. When they pull away from each other, Charlie starts laughing, and falls over onto his back. She laughs, too. Whee!
And so Dawson goes and mopes on the beach, hands in his pockets, staring at the water. Mutant shark-men run out of the surf and eat him alive. We fade out to the sound of his agonized screaming. The end! Best episode ever!
Okay, fine. No shark-men. But you people are no fun.