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By Couch Baron | Season 1 | Episode 23 | Aired on 08.20.2005
Tabloid headline about Logan spilling his guts. Montage of kids reading the story aloud, which outs BMS's addiction to buying clothes at some discount store. The montage is cut with some shots of Kim and Logan in BMS's basement. The front of the tabloid has a shot of BMS with Photoshopped metalhead hair, which is somewhat amusing. It still beats the bangs, though. Keri congratulates Kim as BMS rushes into the cafeteria and freaks that Mokthar, Esmeralda, and some other geek are sitting at her table. They show her a copy of the Tattler, causing her to slap Logan and rush off. Bitchony and Bitchory are concerned at this development, while Keri shows signs of the raging annoyance she will soon become. Signs other than her voice and personality, that is. The tabloid is a big hit at school, and Peg observes this as she pulls up to drop Kim off. Peg notes that Kim told her the school paper was shut down, and Kim hems and haws over some story about the kids reading The Wall Street Journal. Peg, you know, I'm sure you don't want to show off those crack investigative skills too much, but you don't have to be on the level of Woodward and Bernstein to know that the Journal DOESN'T HAVE COLOR PICTURES. Peg does notice, however, that that "cute boy" is staring at Kim, like, down, Peg. Kim rushes over to Teddy, who asks what happened to her at BMS's party. Kim covers with one of her less egregiously-executed lies, and Teddy sort of charmingly asks her out on a date. Kim dorks out again, and Teddy goes off, happy that he managed to out-act the tree he was leaning on for the bulk of that scene. When he's gone, Logan tries to fill the void that the de-gayification of Brett left by shrieking at Kim that she promised she wouldn't tell everyone about BMS. He talks himself in circles for a while, and somewhere in there might possibly threaten to expose them, if you take the time to really listen to what he's saying. Sometimes the jokes really come naturally, you know? Supply closet. Kim tells Keri about Logan, and Keri in turn tells her that Brett got Esmeralda to fess up that she lent Kim his PDA, so their cover's blown, and she's already telling people that they're behind the Tattler. Kim's worried, but Keri thinks they're doing good work, and suggests that they "come out of the closet." And I'll suggest that you drink some of the toxic chemicals that are sitting around in said closet and die. I know that's not really a metaphor, but given how literally you take everything, it doesn't really matter for my purposes.