Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Watergate Still Kind Of Bothers Me
By Jacob Clifton | Season 6 | Episode 4 | Aired on 01.29.2007
Simon and Randy are very tired; Ryan's got some kind of wonderful rejuvenation from its madness: "Thank you, Birmingham!" he says brightly, and subliminal-fast, some more golden tickets flash across the screen. A Yelling Black Guy, a Screaming Girl, a Skinny Person With Mumps, Tim Riggins, a Black Girl With Red Hair, a Girl with Gigantic Eyeballs. As Simon signs autographs, jumps in a limo, boards a plane and flies away, Brandy talks and talks. The people that won, in previous years, "didn't even sound hardly that good," she says. For example -- over Simon being totally sweet to some autograph people -- "Ruben didn't even dance," she explains: "Just stood there and sang songs, really," like, if we're being honest about it. Simon hugs a lady with nutty hair from the planet of the Goth Temp Agencies, and Brandy talks, whatever. She's totally cute and I am glad I don't know her, and I doubt things will end for her in anything but a hail of bullets, but it's okay!