Episode Report Card Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT You Can't Always Get What You Want
By Sara M | Season 9 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.22.2005
Simon and Rose make out at the airport while the rest of the family stare at them and talk about their sex lives. Annie thinks that their pre-engagement is an excuse for them to have premarital sex. I thought she wanted Simon to have premarital sex with Rose. Army people start to get off the plane, and their families greet them. Lucy takes this inopportune time to crap on everyone's happiness by saying that telling RevCam and Annie that she's really sorry about Mary and Carlos getting divorced. RevCam and Annie ignore her.
Finally, Martin's dad comes out of the gate, and it seems that Costas Mandylor still doesn't have anything better to do. Martin and Dad hug tightly, and this would not be a good place for the Piano of Priapism to make a reappearance. Meanwhile, Lucy keeps talking about what they're going to do about Mary until Annie finally tells her to shut it so they can enjoy Martin and his dad's Moment.
When Martin and Dad are through hugging, Dad notices that the entire CamFam is here to welcome him. He doesn't look very happy about it. Martin says that the Camden family is now their family. SoldierDad shakes hands with everyone. The twins give him a zombie stare. The Soprano Saxophone of How Quickly Can I Go Back To Iraq? plays us out. See you all in the fall for Season XX! I can't bring myself to actually write the number. Double digits, people. This show has gone into double-digit seasons.