Episode Report Card Jeff Long: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Flaw Week!
By Jeff Long | Season 5 | Episode 5 | Aired on 10.11.2005
Now, we have Lisa, who, in her interview, gamely jokes about her flaw being a lazy eye. She crosses her eyes for effect when she is saying this. Her photos are pretty good, but there's an overwhelming early '90s quality to her look.
Nicole says that her flaw is paleness. "Lord know you white [sic]," adds Miss J. Nicole's photos are gorgeous. In fact, it looks like they had to wash her out with bad lighting in order to take a bad picture.
Kyle comes on. She gives pretty detailed instructions about how she wants to hide her flaw, but she and Jay Goldman have a little miscommunication. When describing what she wants for the hiding-the-flaw photo, she says, "The one where I'm showing it off." Then, she forgets the word "flaunt" and he offers "hiding." Confusion. In her interview, she says that she hasn't been competing as well as she would like, so she needs to "step it up." Both of her pictures are beautiful. Kyle's lovely. ["Yeah. She reminds me of a less whorey-looking Ali Larter." -- Wing Chun]
Kim is last. She has on a red and white striped polo and comments in her interview, "I look so much like 'Where's Waldo,' it's scary." Kim's photos are fine, since the whole thing about her waist being to big is ludicrous anyway. They are not great pictures, though.
Based on the direction given to him and the resultant posing, Jay Goldman chooses Kyle as the winner of this challenge. She gets to go to a spa with two friends. Everyone seems happy for her. It may just be because they want in on the spa day, but they seem genuinely pleased. In her interview, Kyle is pleased because she had told herself that she had to win at least one challenge. I like Kyle's attitude. Instead of all of these stupid reality-show mind games that are so popular lately, she's competing with herself. Good girl. Miss J asks which of the "tramps" Kyle wants to take with her to the spa, and she picks Kim and Coryn. In her interview, Lisa says that Kyle deserved to win: "Maybe I'm just bitter because I have a lazy eye." If she'd shut up every once in a while, I could like Lisa. 'Cause that shit's funny.
At the spa, we are shown Kyle buck naked, wet, and face-down on a massage table; with only a giant leaf covering her ass crack; we learn that this was her first massage. In her interview, she says how relaxing it was. Her Midwestern accent is really apparent when she says "relaxing." All the girls get treatments and seem really content.
Later, the girls are sitting around the spa eating and talking. Kim and Coryn say that, besides the present company, Bre is the only other girl in the house they like. Coryn adds, "Lisa. Hell no." Kim adds, "Lisa likes to randomly take charge of things." Kyle, it must be mentioned, submits a few weak head nods, but otherwise is silent. Coryn starts ragging on Lisa's looks: her ribs are visible, she looks old, she's a haggard drunk, and she has sun damage. Kim concludes, "I just don't like her."