Episode Report Card Shack: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT What Shack needs now is a frickin' break!
By Shack | Season 2 | Episode 20 | Aired on 05.18.2003
Commercials. The next time a stranger instant messages you to tell you how long his penis is, keep in mind that he could be a monk.
When we return, Ryan reminds us how well the kids have been doing on the charts. Aw. I'm crying again. Now the kids are going to sing us out with yet another nausea-inducing rendition of "God Bless The U.S.A." With Josh gone, it falls on Ruben to pretend that he has a wife and kids. Vanessa and Clay are amusingly melodramatic together. The kids sing for a while, and are then cut off so FOX can make room for that insipid Mr. Personality show that nobody watched. And she picked the rich pretty boy anyway! What sort of fucking payoff is that? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try to get five minutes of sleep before recapping the remaining thirty-five hours of the finale.