Episode Report Card Erin: A | 2 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT The Ice 5 Man Cometh
By Erin | Season 4 | Episode 4 | Aired on 01.18.2005
Apple Store. Nadia's putting together the list of potential Ice 5 buyers at her non-Mac-but-totally-looks-like-a-Mac computer. Jack walks up and tells her to eliminate a couple of buyers from her list because Ice 5 is out of their league. Before he walks off, Nadia shows him the picture of "Irina" and the baby. He's all, where did you get this? Nadia's all, um, from your daughter? Remember? You gave them to her when she asked for pictures of her mother? I was hoping you could tell me who the baby is? Jack's all, no. Now fuck off. Before Nadia can kick him in the shin, Weiss shows up and says they got the uplink from Montenegro.
Everyone heads over to the Conference Room of Endless Expositions so that Vaughn can tell them about the frozen soldier dude and Kelly MacDonald. It's here that we finally find out Kelly's character's name, but I've been calling her Kelly for so long that I'm just going to keep doing that, seeing as the name that appears now isn't her character's real name anyway. That okay with you? I thought it might be. So, Vaughn doesn't know yet if Kelly's in league with Fintan or not, but she definitely recognized the effects of Ice 5. Dix pipes up that there's a strong military presence at the hospital, but they should be able to handle it. Weiss runs in, having done a search on Kelly's name, and tells everyone that she's clean, and Nadia pipes up that Kelly might be taking care of Fintan's men in exchange for hospital donations. Vaughn finishes up by saying that they have the access code to the Secret Lab of Icy Experiments; they just need to get the card off Kelly.
And that's when we switch to Dixon kicking the shit out of Vaughn. Hee. Dix whaps him in the face and Vaughn spins around, gritting his teeth. "Come on, man, it's gotta look real!" spits Vaughn. "Do it again!" Dix is all, dude. I hit you. Vaughn spits, "Yeah, like a girl. Just hit me again. COME ON." Hee hee hee. Dix hits him again, but it's pretty obvious that A) this is about more than just the upcoming mission, B) Vaughn's feeling some sort of survivor's/murderer's guilt over Moronen and believes he needs to be punished, and C) Dix is NOT enjoying this at all. Vaughn gets up again, only to goad Dix, yet again, into whapping the hell outta him. Finally, it must be enough, because we return to Hospital Montenegro, where Syd is botching her attempts to heal Vaughn on a gurney in the hall. Kelly comes upon them and quickly intervenes with a "Sorry, Father." That's right, kids. Vaughn's dressed up as A PRIEST. A hot priest, I don't mind saying. Hell, if my priests had looked like that growing up, I'd still be going to church. Like, every day, if possible. And I'd even dress up. And wear perfume. And believe in God and everything!