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After a hiatus as long as this, thank your lucky stars that there are a heck of a lot of "previously ons," because I for one have the attention span of a circus flea and there was, like, an entire season of Kell on Earth occupying the "intense plot" part of my brain. So anyway, the priest got stabbed by a V security guard and was helpfully rushed to the V emergency room. Meanwhile the same security guard invades Agent Erica's home and tries to shiv her, too. But being a trained federal agent, she ices him in her living room with nothing more than some kitchen utensils and a Crate & Barrel picture frame. She also knows that her teenage idiot son Tyler is onboard the V ship. She goes to find him, but the Vs only give her a hologram to argue with and are keeping Tyler in some sort of stasis on board. But, hey, silver lining! She doesn't have to live with Tyler. Ryan assures her that the death of the V security guard will be unnoticed, because he was just trying to clean up his own mess before Anna and her love of skinning things caught wind of his big fuck-up. You know, the one where he let Ryan, Father Jack and Agent Erica into the warehouse where they blew up the R6 and flu vaccine.
Chad Decker is reporting on the warehouse that Father Jack, Ryan and Agent Erica exploded last week. The news is unsettling for Anna and the Vs, but Anna promises to make an army and crush the resistance. Meanwhile, Father Jack's gaping hole of a stab wound gets fixed up by the V doctors, but then he gets a dose of the R6 flu vaccine. Speaking of R6, Anna wants to use Chad Decker to encourage people to use the V healing centers and get their free shot of R6. But Chad's not feeling the V love, despite his private lunch with Anna. It must be all her veiled threats giving him indigestion. Chad crumbles under the pressure and airs his report on the Visitors' healing centers. He is also going to get his Future Self cured of that nasty brain aneurysm. Anna is pleased.
Over at the FBI, Agent Erica is not thrilled to be working with Anna's Number 2 and his fancy CSI technology that would totally tick off Gil Grissom on the warehouse explosion. Not only because he is holding her son hostage, but because she was the one who blew up the damn warehouse and doesn't want to get outed in front of her colleagues. Luckily the Vs are determined to pin the crime on someone else: A guy named Hobbes who is a gun for hire, and not at all a philosopher. Erica and Ryan want to get to him first to see if he will help with their revolution. Ryan and Erica can be rather convincing, and Hobbes knows they mean bizness. Meanwhile, Tyler is still getting scanned by his V girlfriend. She and her bad mommy Anna are looking for something that will allow Tyler to loosen the familial bonds between him and Erica. It's called college, ladies, look it up. Eventually, Tyler comes back down to earth and then home and recites the lines that Anna fed him and then admits that he joined the Peace Ambassadors. Erica hugs her idiotic son tightly.
Father Jack and Georgie join Erica in trying to convince Hobbes to join their fight, but it is Ryan's Big Reveal with a revolving reptilian eyeball that convinces Hobbes to pick up arms and fight the Vs.
In other V news, Ryan knocked up his bride-to-be, and the pregnancy is advancing completely abnormally. She's only six weeks along but starving and can feel the baby move and has a desire to eat dead rodents. All you Twilight fans can guess how this ends, right? Ryan finds a friendly doctor who is stunned by the news that aliens can procreate with humans. The doctor reports that the R6 is basically a means of tagging humans for tracking purposes. Onboard the ship we see that the tagging is just the first step to a bigger scheme. Then we see Father Jack pop up in their filing system.
The Vs framed Hobbes because his mad terrorism skillz could be a threat to them. When he eludes capture, Anna decides to start an Army of One with a hulking hunk of a V man in a hot tub scene that would make any Harlequin romance proud. And would make any praying mantis proud, too.
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Want more? The full recap starts right below!Oh my god, SO much happened since the last episode but you would not remember because the last episode aired approximately six years ago in television time. Burn Notice and Kell on Earth had ENTIRE SEASONS during this show's "brief" hiatus. I've never been clear whether the hiatus was some sort of build-the-hype break a la Glee (who took a two month break after airing the pilot episode) or whether they just didn't quite get around to finishing all the other episodes and had to scamper and film some additional episodes. Anyhoo, so the aliens arrived. I think we all remember that much. But they didn't JUST arrive, because actually they were here before and left some of their more annoying society members just lying around causing problems and getting elected to office. Sometimes both at the same time. There are also these other aliens who are part of a rebel alliance, The Fifth Column, named after the 1970s soul group. Agent Erica, Father Jack, Georgie, and Ryan the Rebel V have banded together to fight the Visitor invasion, because the world does not know that the Vs are really reptiles intent on destroying the human race or something. No one seems to know exactly what the Vs are up to, but because their first move was to set up universal free health care clinics, then it is obvious their end goal is Communism and the end of the American Way. The rebel alliance's first big team outing culminated in blowing up a warehouse full of a flu vaccine the Vs were using to spread their R6 serum, even though no one really knew what R6 was. But, who cares! Blow shit up! Whee! The security guard from the warehouse wasn't too pleased by their fireworks display, though. He followed Father Jack to his church and stuck him with an icicle looking knife thingy, which just served to remind me of that time that Cristina Yang got icicled on Grey's Anatomy, which was one of the best things ever on television because it exposed icicles as TRUE EVIL. On another note, who knew "icicled" was a word? Huh. Anyway. You can read the recaps of the episodes here if something confuses you. Although since I wrote them I'm not sure they will actually clear anything up for you, but you know, read them anyway or the Vs will eat all the kitties.
Father Jack is being rushed to the Emergency Room, but unfortunately for him, his Senior Padre has decided to take him to the V Healing Center instead of a nice human hospital. Father Jack curses a lot for a priest. Meanwhile, Erica is frantically calling her son's friends, because Tyler has not been answering her calls and she knows he is up on that V ship and she wants him downstairs RIGHT NOW. She goes to stare at a picture of her and Tyler back when they liked each other and then in the reflection she sees the evil security guard from the warehouse coming at her with a...well, I have no idea what that thing is, but it looks sharp and ouchy and undoubtedly you don't want it swinging at you. Erica quickly taps into the Intersect and kung fus his pasty white ass with a cast iron skillet (they watch a lot of Merry Melody cartoons at Quantico) and a steak knife to the heart. But, oops! His reptilian anatomy means he's not dead yet. So she stakes him again with the picture frame he ruined and you know that shit was from Pottery Barn and was probably expensive, but Erica is willing to make sacrifices. Meanwhile, Rebel Ryan's fiancée Val is starving! She is eating for ten despite the fact that she is only six weeks pregnant. Ryan pats her on the shoulder encouragingly and reminds her that she has a heart condition and needs to take it easy with the omelets. He does not mention that she is carrying a baby who is half-human, half-crocodile and prime for a starring role in the Wes Craven film remake. She takes a deep breath and a seat and hopes that the ob/gyn can explain it all. Ryan looks a little anxious about a human examining his lil tadpole, but any further thought is cut off when his phone rings. It's Erica calling to report that she has been attacked and that the Vs have her son. Ryan rushes to her house to examine the crime scene. The good news about the attack is that that they don't need to worry about anyone else coming after them. Ryan is sure that the security guard was trying to clean up his own mess before Anna found out about the fuck up. Everyone is so scared of Anna and her love of skinning, taxidermy, and Brazilian waxing, that they wouldn't want her to know about their errors. Erica spends about twenty minutes loading her weapon to show that she is just as scary as Anna, except, you know, blonde. Erica is going to go get her son, and no one is going to stop her. She tells Ryan to lose the body, because she is a busy working woman with no time to clean up her own mess. She is going to go get Tyler. Speaking of Tyler, he is in a holding tank on board the V ship. He seems to be watching a Pink Floyd laser light show and spinning in slow circles. Anna and her daughter Lisa are watching him. Maybe he's the Vs' version of a goldfish. Lisa shows Anna that Tyler's annoying mom keeps calling him over and over again. Anna shrugs, because Tyler can only have one family. I'm sorry, but are these people fighting over who gets TYLER? Do they not realize he is an extremely annoying teenager with very little to offer in the way of conversation or even chores? I mean I totally get that Erica doesn't want her son to become V food, but really a few hours away from him can't be all bad. Seriously, Erica: Draw yourself a bath, watch some back episodes of Lost, practice your acting, whatever! Take some you time. But, no. Erica has stormed the barricade of the Visitors' visitor center and demanded to see her son. She raises enough a stink that Anna's No. 2 comes down and takes her to Tyler. He explains that he is safe and sound and doesn't want to come down from the ship. Under the watchful eye of Anna and the other Vs, Erica knows better than to do anything but pretend to be a dutiful mother. She yells at Tyler for staying out all night and not calling. She's worried! He swears he is fine and will be home for dinner. Erica goes in for a hug, but IT'S A HOLOGRAM! No. 2 explains that Tyler didn't want to come down so they arranged for this little show. Erica is teary eyed in horror and perhaps frustration. I am pretty sure that even a mom who didn't know that the Vs were reptiles would be really REALLY unhappy about that little game, but Erica is pretty calm about it and doesn't scream, "DON'T EAT MY BABY!!!!" or anything, which under the circumstances is pretty impressive. But, she's an FBI agent, so why doesn't she report this to someone? I mean, Tyler's only 17, so he's still a minor. He can't just disappear onboard the V ship without parental permission. Erica could easily make this a BIG problem for the Visitors. But maybe she is too embarrassed about her crappy parenting skills and won't report it at all.
Oh, I totally forgot that Chad Decker existed. Sorry, Scott Wolf, but this is what happens with a twelve-year hiatus. Chad Decker is reporting on the warehouse explosion that decimated New York City's flu vaccine supplies. I think that when the first few episodes of this series originally aired, the nation was in the grip of swine flu fears and that whole flu vaccine thing resonated with viewers. They probably could have really used those fears to the show's advantage EXCEPT FOR THE YEARS LONG HIATUS WHICH HAS RENDERED IT MOOT. I'm just saying. On the mothership, Anna is watching the report and she is risking wrinkles by frowning. Her No. 2 reports that the footage of the attack was erased right after The Fifth Column sent their message of destruction. Anna tells him to find the, or rather, A perpetrator and deliver him to the FBI. She doesn't really care who he chooses so long as they look like the good guys when they hand him over. No. 2 is worried that the resistance is growing and Anna agrees that they need to crush it before it grows any stronger. No. 2 points out that they w
ill need an army to do that, but Anna smiles sweetly (which, frankly, is scarier than when she is frowning) and promises to make him an army. Poof! You're an army. Well, it's probably not that simple.
Back on earth, Ryan is trying to point out that since Erica is an FBI agent and could raise a really big ruckus if anything happened to Tyler, chances are Tyler is totally safe. Erica doesn't really care about this line of reasoning, despite being, you know, reasonable. He needs her to go to work and stay close to the Case of the Exploding Warehouse. In the "No Duh" Category, he reminds her that it shouldn't be traced back to them. She manages not to doink him in the forehead for stating the annoyingly obvious. He is going to take the R6 to his friendly neighborhood V doctor and see what she has to say about the serum. Oh and maybe he will take some time out of his busy schedule to try and find the missing 1/4 of their team: Father Jack. Who is currently more naked than a priest should ever be outside of the Rectory shower. He is laid out flat on a table at the V healing center where they heal him with unicorn tears, which pretty much contradicts with his faith, but hey! it's hard to argue about having no hole in your stomach even if it is a pagan love ritual. But any joy over not being aerated is short lived because the V doctors are loading up a nice big shot of R6 for him.
Ryan tracks down a friendly V who is living as a nice Jewish doctor. Dr. Perlman is surprised to see him and then even more surprised when he tells her that his boys are swimmers and he knocked up his non-reptilian girlfriend. They were both under the impression that Vs could not procreate with humans. Ryan is concerned about whether or not Val can withstand the rigors of a hybrid pregnancy what with her oft-mentioned heart condition. And not to get too nit picky, but as reptiles, albeit alien reptiles, wouldn't they be laying eggs instead of inseminating nice girls? The doctor doesn't speculate beyond saying that "nature finds a way" and then cautioning Ryan, because if Anna ever found out about this little anomaly (which, if you spelled it anomalie, could almost be a cute baby name) she would ...her thought sort of trailed off, so I am going to assume she meant to finish with the thought that Anna would throw that baby the biggest most garish Barney the dinosaur -themed baby shower ever, so she must never EVER find out. Ryan takes her point seriously.
On the mothership, Anna is talking to her chief medical officer who, you may remember, is actually an active member of the resistance. Anna wants him to examine the men being sent over from the 29 ships. She also wants a report on the R6 and he explains that they have plenty in the healing centers, but the obstinate humans aren't falling for the free health care thing. See? The new healthcare reform bill not only gives health insurance to millions of uninsured Americans, but also PROTECTS US FROM BEING EATEN BY THE V, which is a nice side effect. Anna is not happy. She swears she will make the humans trust the Visitors. She will make Chad Decker explain to the stupid humans that they must trust the Vs. Because newscasters are practically demigods. I mean Katie Couric is my muse and all my stock tips come from Diane Sawyer. Speaking of Chad, he is down on Earth talking to his trusted medical professional. The Vs told Chad that he was going to develop an inoperable brain aneurysm in the future. The earthling doctor tells Chad that he can find no trace of it and once there was a trace of it he couldn't fix it anyway. Chad can either go V or go home.
Georgie finally goes to the parish to ask about Father Jack. After getting the googly eye from the senior priest, he finally finds out that Jack was skewered like a pineapple-ham kabob. At FBI HQ, Erica is unhappy to hear that the Visitors are taking over her investigation into the exploding warehouse. Partially because she blew it up and partially because they kidnapped her son. She pretty much wants to serve them a hate sandwich. No. 2 walks in and smiles lecherously at her and apologizes that he showed her a hologram of her son instead of her actual son. Awkward! She glares at him, but not harshly enough that he gets suspicious or that any of her coworkers bother to ask what the hell they are talking about. He then changes the subject to the warehouse explosion. The Vs have some serious forensic equipment, but they don't have David Caruso's Sunglasses of Justice, so we still win.
No. 2 shows how they can get fingerprints off of a picture of the explosive that was used for the blast. Erica is looking pretty uncomfortable, because SHE BLEW UP THE WAREHOUSE. No. 2 electronically pulls the print and the FBI starts running it through their files. Erica is visibly weighing her options and leaning towards making a run for the border and by that I mean Taco Bell. All this stress is making her hungry! And the tension is over: They have a match. And, it's not Erica. Erica, for one, is very relieved by this, but also, confused. The prints match a mercenary-for-hire named Kyle Hobbes, although it is really hard to imagine a mercenary named "Kyle". I mean, really? Kyle? Oooh-kay. Erica stands there looking confused while her boss puts out an APB on Kyle.
In the middle of the investigation, Erica steals the file on Kyle and takes it to Ryan. She thinks they should recruit Kyle and blackmail him to work on their side. She thinks that the Vs didn't choose Kyle at random, but deliberately fingered him for the crime because he could organize a resistance, you know, if he wanted to. So Erica thinks they should get him first and she has an idea as to how to find him: Alien Dale's files. Ryan isn't totally onboard with the plan. He thinks hanging out with a mercenary named Kyle could be bad for his rep, but Erica is willing to risk it. She wants to get her annoying sass-talking son back and she'll work with a mercenary named Kyle or even, if she had to, one named Travis. On board the ship, No. 2 reports to Anna that the FBI fell for their helpful hint.
Chad Decker, the most influential newsman in the world, meets Anna for some ominous and innuendo-filled sushi. She is eating fubu, sadly not the athletic wear, but the puffer fish with the killer liver. Chad is not overwhelmingly impressed because he's totally dated hot alien chicks before. Well, it was a cocktail waitress at the Martian-themed restaurant in Times Square, but totally the same thing. Anna wants to know why he hasn't gone for any V treatments for his eventual aneurysm. Well, that's an awkward topic for a first date. She also wants to talk about why he hasn't run his very complimentary piece on the V healing centers. He pretends to be a professional journalist with all those ethics and things, but the second Anna makes some veiled mention of living in fear everyday from a potential aneurysm, you can see his journalistic resolve crumble like an Entenmann's coffeecake. Speaking of V health centers, Father Jack is having a bad trip in reaction to the R6. Georgie wakes him up from the dream and takes him out of there.
Over at the FBI, Erica types Kyle's name into a computer and pulls up his address. Hmm. That wasn't very hard. Didn't any of the other 30 agents working on the case consider looking it up? Erica's boss asks her if she has any information and she swears he will be the first to know. Just look it up online, dude! She heads over to Kyle's house, buzzes the door and walks in to the apartment. He has a lot of computer equipment. Also, a really big gun pointed at her head. Luckily, Erica brought Ryan as surprise back up. She introduces herself to Kyle as his only hope for survival. Egotistical much? Anyway, Kyle appears to spend every waking second not building bombs or running guns doing sit ups and he has a vaguely Irish accent because you know the IRA had nothing better to do then train mercenaries for casting purposes on television series (see also, Fiona on Burn Notice). In fact, I am pretty sure the IRA is a lot like that reality television training school. Kyl
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e, being wily, knows he didn't blow up the warehouse and is pretty sure he didn't leave a fingerprint on the bomb-making materials. So Erica proves his guilt by calling up her boss and claiming she got a lead on Kyle's whereabouts in Alien Dale's files. She gives him the address and tells him she will meet him there. With the thumbscrews thusly applied, Kyle agrees to help them. But it will cost cash money or at least the names of the people who framed him. Ryan and Kyle make like a banana and split (I've been reading The Philosophy and Wit of Bugs Meany) and Erica pretends to arrive at the scene in time to meet her boss and the FBI SWAT team with a severe case of escaped mercenary blue balls. Erica pretends to be indignant that her brilliant tip was wasted. God, does she have to do EVERYTHING? Sheesh.
Meanwhile, Tyler is floating around in some sort of memory-filled hamster ball. Actually it kind of looks like he fell into the opening credits of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which normally would be an okay homage, except: No. Lisa and Anna watch the proceedings, but Lisa is unsure of what she is exactly looking for, which is fine, because NEITHER DO WE. Like, you better be about to eat his pituitary gland, because why else would you be fighting to hang out with that kid? Lisa doesn't get the whole trip down memory lane thing, so Anna explains that human memory is laden with emotions and not organized for efficiency. So Lisa and Anna stare at the poor woebegone human who has started whimpering at the images of mommy and daddy fighting and daddy leaving. He sniffles at all the sads that are happening to him now and Anna smiles because she is evil what with her smiling at the sads! She tells Lisa that they have what they need and Tyler will be free of his mommy and Lisa can fulfill her destiny. Is her destiny to be stuck with an annoying human hormonal teenager for all eternity? Because that is a pretty shite destiny. Tyler emerges from the machine and Anna tells him that she knows his mother loves him, but she has to let him go. He is becoming a man and his mother needs to recognize that he won't leave her, but he is growing up. Tyler scratches his head in confusion, because he thought he was at a Pink Floyd laser light show, not in a rapid psychotherapy hamster ball.
Kyle sits in the church as part of the welcome home party for Father Jack. Erica explains that he is a hired gun and known terrorist who she is blackmailing into helping their cause. Strangely Georgie and Jack aren't super keen at the addition of, well, let's just call him Erica's Yoko. Kyle knows that Erica has weakened her position by coming to him and now he wants some money or he walks. He is a gun FOR HIRE, in case you thought he did pro bono mercenary work. Obviously no one has any money, but Ryan has something better than money. He has TRUTH, which is going for close to $90 bucks on eBay so it's obviously a really good investment. He tells Kyle that he is a Visitor and that they are not what they seem. Then he does a nifty (read: gross) trick and shoves his fake human eye into the back of his head revealing the reptile underneath. As Ryan reaches for his eye, Kyle and I make the same cringey gross out face. Then Erica tells Kyle that the Vs were the ones to frame him. By then it is clear that Kyle is in. Pro Tip: A barfy, revolting show-and-tell makes a great team building exercise. Remember that for your corporate retreat.
Later, Erica gets a message from Tyler. He is on his way home from the ship for dinner. Just for dinner? What is she, a restaurant? Man, Dr. Phil would have a lot of straight up WORDS for Miss Erica. Father Jack wanders in to see if she has come to Jesus yet, but she hasn't. She tells him that she violated the second commandment and iced the alien who stabbed him. He doesn't give her even one Hail Mary or Our Father to say, which seems unpriestly of him. Although, he doesn't thank her for killing the guy, either, so that's something. She asks how he is holding up and the camera gets really close up while he talks about how he feels something changing and growing inside him and he once snuck out of the seminary to see Alien and this is probably his punishment for that. Erica makes her trademark concerned eyes and then changes the subject to her numnuts kid up on the alien ship. She is very worried or at least pretending to be because that is what good mothers are supposed to do. I'm not really convinced that Erica is a good or concerned mom. I will admit that I do not have a teenage son and thus do not know what havoc they can wreak, but still, I firmly believe she could benefit from a Dr. Phil tongue lashing. She is worried that working with Kyle was a bad choice for her as an FBI agent, but Father Jack reminds her that she is really protecting her son and that trumps all. I guess Father Jack hasn't watched Torchwood: Children of Earth or Supernatural or even 24 or READ THE BIBLE to figure out that sometimes you have to sacrifice yourself or your son for the greater good. I mean, c'mon you would think the story of JESUS SACRIFICING HIMSELF FOR MANKIND WOULD KIND OF STICK WITH THE PRIEST. Anyway.
Ryan checks in with his doctor friend. She reports that under human technology, the R6 is nothing more than a simple saline shot. However, under V tech (you know, plug that shit into a Leapfrog) the solution reveals itself to be a molecular compound that reacts with the human genome and starts transmitting a signal. Ryan interprets that as "tagging humans" and I will just believe him on that. The doctor recommends that he not tell anyone about her findings yet.
Chad Decker is reporting live from the Manhattan Visitors' Healing Center. He has decided it is in his...I mean, America's, best interest to go behind the scenes of the healing centers. As an added bonus, he is going to get all Katie-Couric-camera-up-the-pooper and let America watch the Vs cure his fatal brain aneurysm. For your viewing pleasure, America! Obviously Anna is pleased that Chad's journalistic ethics bent to her will. But there is no time to gloat, because there is an army to make. The Chief Medical Officer has lined up eight hunka hunka burning muscles into a neat two line formation and he is busily explaining to them that they have been chosen for a unique mission that could save the V race. Their queen comes traipsing through the man tunnel dressed like an understudy for Maggie the Cat from Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. She eyes the man candy and picks a particularly large specimen to do his reptilian duty. I think she sniffed him.
Down on earth, Erica is busily re-framing her happy memory picture and not at all cooking dinner for Tyler. He finally shows up and she awkwardly hugs him and asks if he is okay. He shrugs, and then she launches into a two-sentence lecture about what he put her through that day, but doesn't actually look particularly upset. Which would be natural if Tyler was your son. He apologizes for his actions and then feeds her the lines that Anna fed him. Namely, that she's not going to lose him, he's not his dad. But he has to be able to grow up into some half-formed beta version of a man. He also wants to be honest with her about his love of all things V. Erica really wants to tell him about the reptile underpinnings his V girlfriend is wearing, but before she can tell him, he pulls out his Junior Ambassador jacket with its built-in spy camera and Erica shuts up quick. She swears she is not scared of the Visitors, but is just scared of losing her son. On board, Lisa is watching the exchange and smiles knowing that mommy was right. Erica asks Tyler not to keep any more secrets about the Visitors, and chucklehead Ty smirks that the Vs don't have any secrets. Erica pats the side of his face, goes into her bedroom and tears up the Harvard application she had kept in her dresser since birth.
Ryan's pregnant girlfriend, Val, is eating everything in sight. And when she catches sight of a dead mouse, that starts looking mighty tempting too. Finally she catches herself licking her l
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ips and chucks the grody dead mouse in the garbage. Then she enters a serious shame spiral and that's when Ryan walks in. He rushes to her side because she is not looking so hot, for obvious reasons. She says she is okay, but she also knows something is not right. But that doesn't matter, because she has secretly always wanted kids. She was okay when Ryan said he couldn't have any, but now that she is pregnant with this miracle baby, she is really excited. She knows this baby is there for a reason. This speech, however? Not so much. I watched it three times and the arc of that little speech makes no sense at all. Anyway, Ryan agrees.
The mothership has got a little atmosphere going on. Anna has the lights down low, a fog machine cranking, a little Roxette on the PA system, and has lover boy tucked into a hot tub. She walks in slow motion through the fog in her satin robe. She disrobes in the tub and settles atop the good soldier. Apparently Anna's an early finisher, because 30 seconds later she's done, re-robed, and apparently knocked up with a neo-natal army. The guy looks a little stunned, because: BLUE BALLS. Anna doesn't abide complaining. So she eats him. No, really. She's pregnant and starving and there were no ice cream and pickles around.
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