You Raise Me Up
American Idol
Most of the kids fail to impress the judges with their treacly inspirational songs, but somehow Kristy Lee Cook comes out on top. What's wrong with the world?Cycled Out
Dancing With the Stars
Goofy Adam Carolla gets shown the door, while Priscilla discovers that her overly Botoxed face may be scaring America.Girl Power
TWoP Photo
Is Gilmore the best female-driven show ever?Model Behavior
America's Top Model
Let the claws come out. We've uncovered Top Model's cattiest and craziest moments. Meow!Burton's Burden
DVDs Unwrapped
Apparently Tim Burton was too busy dreaming up his Helena Bonham-Carter/Johnny Depp project to create many Sweeney Todd DVD extras.Mars Attack
TWoP Wiki
Prove that you love LoVe more than any other Veronica fan on the planet by adding to our wiki. Don't make us get Weevil to come after you.Recaps, Weecaps, Recaplets and More
Step It Up and Dance
Nightclub
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Twelve dancers gather for the competition. Nicole leaves due to a torn tendon. Janelle earns immunity. Adriana is sent packing.
Read MoreThe Biggest Loser
Ladies First, and Second
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The final four work for a week without their trainers, and do better than ever. Mark and Roger seem to be safe with their huge 12 and 15 pound losses, but the girls trump them and guarantee a 66% female presence in the final three. Bob eats his hat, and we learn that America will decide on the fate of Roger and Mark.
Read MoreHell's Kitchen
Where's the Beef?
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Halibuts get filleted and super-yachts get enjoyed. But do customers get served? Well, yes, but they also get whacked on the head by a chair.
Read MoreDancing With The Stars
What're Ya Gonna Do?
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Adam takes his last turn on the unicycle as he and Julianne are eliminated from the competition. Also, Sheryl Crow and kiddie competitors.
Read MoreBig Brother
A-Balling Things Up
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Adam regrets his nominations, but Ryan fixes it for him.
Read MoreAmerican Idol
In Which Ryan Tweaks Simon's Chihuahuas
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It's Opposites Day here at Idol: Both Davids forget how to sing, Brooke finally remembers where she is, and the Colonel blows everybody else away.
Read MoreEli Stone
My Heart Won't Go On...
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...but, thanks to my son, my prophetic visions will.
Read MoreAmerica's Top Model
Whine From Water
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The girls do some going and some seeing before embarking on a photo shoot that makes them look like big squashed fairies slash bugs. It proves not to be the best look for Claire, and she is sent home. But not before almost breaking her neck!
Read MoreSurvivor
Ami Is A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma Covered In Evil
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When Malakal loses yet another immunity challenge, Ami is shocked that her teammates have a hard time trusting her when Erik tells them about her multiple attempts to vote Ozzy out. Her tears taste like brimstone.
Read MoreThe Bachelor
Matt Takes Six Women on a Group Date
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Matt plays tennis with six of the bachelorettes. With sexy results! He has dinner with Marshana and Kelly. With sexy results! He and Amanda go swing dancing. With sexy results!
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