Hell's Kitchen
Where's the Beef?
By Montykins | Aired on 2008.04.08
Day 2 - Gordon Ramsay's Bleep-O-Fucking-Meter: 34 Contestants' Bleep-O-Fucking-Meter: 21 Best Ramsay Quote of the Night: "You're not really a chef, are you? You're just a showgirl with a big feather coming out your ass." Before we start, are you aware that...RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE
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| 4-2 Weecap |
Where's the Beef?Day 2 - Halibuts get filleted and super-yachts get enjoyed. But do customers get served? Well, yes, but they also get whacked on the head by a chair. |
2008.04.08 2008.04.09 |
B | Montykins |
| 4-1 Weecap |
Gordon Times TwoOne Contestant Goes Missing - And we're off! The Black Gordon Ramsay is no match for the regular one, and people still cannot cook risotto or scallops. |
2008.04.01 2008.04.02 |
B+ | Montykins |
| 3-11 Weecap |
Day 10, Part IIDay 10, Part II - Rock wins and Bonnie doesn't, but it really took way too long to get to that point. |
2007.08.12 2007.08.14 |
D- | Keckler |
| 3-10 Weecap |
Day 10, Part IDay 10, Part I - Bonnie and Rock plan out their restaurants for the actual (and hopefully clip-less) finale and compete against each other in a signature dish taste-off. |
2007.08.05 2007.08.07 |
F | Keckler |
| 3-9 Weecap |
Day 9Day 9 - After cooking for their mothers and taking their turns being Ramsay at the pass, Jen is sent home, and Rock and fucking Bonnie move forward to the finals. |
2007.07.29 2007.07.31 |
D+ | Keckler |
| 3-8 Weecap |
Day 8Day 8 - Day 8 (which goes on for several days) brings us a visit with Heather (last year's winner), Josh's eviction from the kitchen in the middle of service, and Julia's high point as she wins a challenge and her low point as she is ultimately eliminated. But her new knowledge of how to use a bidet will serve her well at culinary school. |
2007.07.22 2007.07.24 |
B | LTG |
| 3-7 Weecap |
Day 7Day 7 - The night's service includes the challenge of cooking new menu items, and while the Reds manage to hold it together fairly well, the Blues really lose it and Brad goes home. |
2007.07.15 2007.07.16 |
D+ | Keckler |
| 3-6 Weecap |
Day 6Day 6 - Even though the Reds were one teammate down, they still rocked the kitchen in both competitions. Ramsay can't make up his mind who sucked the most on the Blue team, but ends up sending Melissa and her progressively nappy Amber Waves of Annoying home. |
2007.07.08 2007.07.09 |
C | Keckler |
| 3-5 Weecap |
Day 5Day 5 - "The contestants cook for a wedding party and while Melissa screws up practically everything that could be screwed up, Ramsay keeps her and switches her to the other team. No one goes home tonight." |
2007.07.01 2007.07.02 |
A | Keckler |
| 3-4 Weecap |
Day 4Day 4 - After a blind taste test and another abysmal dinner service, Ramsay finally gets rid of Vinnie and the ego he rode in on. |
2007.06.24 2007.06.25 |
A | Keckler |