So Over It

Acting Up - The end is here! Ali gets a movie deal and her first single is unleashed upon unsuspecting audiences as the show finishes its first (and hopefully only) season.

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Dancing with the Devil

Showgirls - Ali continues to pretend she can sing, Dina-saur continues to pretend she used to be a professional dancer, and Eman continues to pretend he likes working with these people.

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Uncharted Territory

The Billionaire Babysitters - When Ali reneges on her to promise to record one of Jeremy Greene's songs, Jeremy explores new levels of bitchassness. Naturally, Dina-saur misses it all as she takes some time for herself, then introduces Cody to Hef and The Girls Door.

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Record Breaking

Moving to Las Vegas! - The LoHos head to Vegas so Ali can record her soon-to-be-smash hit of an album, but Ali's nerves almost foil her amazing natural talent. Also, Cody heads to Mecca, otherwise known as the Liberace Museum.

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In the Grand(ma) Scheme of Things

Grandma Won't Budge - Dina-saur fails to convince Nana to head to Vegas, while Ali and Cody try to patch things up between Michael Jr. and Nina.

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In the Dog House

Like Mother, Like Daughter - Ali gets a dog against Dina-saur's will. Michael comes home and has an utterly unwarranted, overly dramatic confrontation with his girlfriend.

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You Don't Mess with the Lohan

Mean Girls - Ali and Dina-saur are tired of rumor starting. They're sick of being followed. They're tired of people lying, sayin' what they want about them…

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We Don't Need No Water

Burning Down the House - Casa de Lohan caught on fire! At least something happened on the most boring reality show in the history of the world.

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Dina's Turn

Mommy Will Fix It - Meet Dina Lohan and her daughter Ali. Apparently they're related to some famous chick. And they're not at all obsessed with reading about themselves in the tabloids. They're just trying to set the record straight and live like normal suburbanites… who are strangling fame until its last gasp.

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