Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't Get Too Comfortable
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 2 | Aired on 06.12.2012
Spencer: "Let's burn it! Like I always do to all of the evidence!"
Liars: "Spencer, no. Let's be cautious this time."
Spencer: Immediately drops the teeth necklace into an automatic toilet.
Aria: "Well, you gonna go in after it?"
Spencer: "Yeah, Aria, I guess I am. Give a girl a second."
Spencer: Immediately causes the toilet to flush.
Spencer: "I admit, I am off my game. But in my defense, when I woke up this morning I didn't know I'd be fishing human teeth out of a toilet. I don't know that you can really prepare for that eventuality."
QUAD
Liars: "Those dang teeth. Oh well."
Spencer: "So Hanna, about the Radley School for Gifted Youngsters. You have to go back."
Hanna: "After the nine miles of shit you guys gave me? No way."
Aria: "Mona clearly had a team working with or for her. That fact might be relevant."
Spencer: "If you do this, I will go back and visit Garrett. Although in the interests of full disclosure, I was going to do that anyway."
Jenna comes waltzing out into the Quad, banging into people left and right and generally acting way blinder than she did last season, when she was actually blind.
Aria: "I can't believe that bitch came home from music camp the day before school started."
Liar: "I know, she's such a blind bitch how she did that."
Aria: "You know what else pisses me off? How we saw Lucas wandering around in the middle of the night when we were also wandering around in the middle of the night. Just who the hell does he think he is?"
Liars: "So we know they're working together, because they were both at the dance talking to the Black Swan. Maybe these two things pissing Aria off have ... nothing at all to do with each other. I guess we're just spitballin' over here."
Jenna falls backwards into a trash can and then waddles around with the trash can on her ass, knocking over everybody with their lunch and a guy holding a tray of raw eggs, which break and run all over the cement, so then she blindly pushes a dude into the egg slime and he falls down, one leg shooting out, knocking Jenna's blind people cane into the left eye of a random exchange student, who is now half as blind as a blind person, but at least twice as blind as Jenna.
Jenna: "Oh my God, sorry! I'm just really blind today."