Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't Get Too Comfortable
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 2 | Aired on 06.12.2012
Alison then led Aria on a merry chase 'round the room, tearing everything up and hurling books and papers and writing on the walls, all with the theme that basically, Meredith was a quote 'bunny-boiler,' and that he should think twice about adultery in the future. Aria loved it, from the pink stripe in her hair down to her no-doubt tasteful shoes.
EARRINGS
Liars: "Uh. How come you never told us about that?"
Aria: "Please. If we sat around talking about all the insane shit Alison made us do, we'd get even less things done. Suffice to say these little flashbacks bubble up when they need to."
Liars: "Haha, like that time Alison snapped a girl's neck at that frat party and it slipped all four of our minds for years and then one day we were like, 'Oh shit, remember how Alison totally murdered a person in front of all of us and an entire frat party?' That is still the most awesome one. But this one's pretty good."
Aria: "Anyway, the earrings were in Alison's casket. I put them in there as a keepsake of the one time I did anything worth mentioning whatsoever, to thank her for tricking me into it."
Liars: "And now they have reappeared. On the same day as Meredith. Just as the A-Team is kicking into high gear. Coincidence? Maybe, who really knows or cares. Let's get to class."
TALON
Ezra: "...But what I can't figure out is that dolly zoom the same as the fisheye thing they did in that one Cremaster movie with the racecars? And why does everybody like those movies anyway? They're kind of the boy version of this show, I guess. Only instead of being totally awesome, they're really long and personal and esoteric and gross and boring and about balls... Emily, are you even listening?"
Emily: "Homoerotic personal mythology about football players and escape artists, got it. Anybody who'd marry Björk is not somebody I'm going to be able to decode in this lifetime. Is this going to be on the test?"
Ezra: "Oh, shit! I totally forgot I was tutoring you. I zoned out and just assumed you were Aria, my only friend. What are we studying now?"
Emily: "Sigh. Maybe Toby can get me a job on his chain gang or whatever he does."
Ezra: "Let's change tack. Somewhat radically. What do you do before a big swim meet?"
Emily: "Listen to the horrible lesbian music I enjoy most."
Ezra: "Then just do that before the test."