Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Don't Get Too Comfortable
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 2 | Aired on 06.12.2012
Ella, verbatim: "There's no need for her to take it again, Ezra. I understand what she's gone through. Emily did very well. We're all rooting for her to succeed."
Ezra, like an hour later: "...Wait. Whoa, did she just tell me she cheated for Emily? That's freakin' awesome, actually. I really wish I hadn't ruined our friendship by fucking her child, because that Ella Montgomery is the absolute best."
BATHRM
Aria: "So she knew the text messages were going to come back into play. That's reason enough to go back there and go full Spencer. Just give 'er the Reid Technique until she spills, or you have to escalate to violence..."
Hanna: "I mean, it's dicey. Caleb and I are in a really weird place right now..."
Spencer: "You know who else is in a really weird place? The thousand spies of A that can probably hear this conversation. Pull it together."
Liars: "Meanwhile, why is your mom hanging out with Garrett Reynolds?"
Emily: "...Oh shit, I totally forgot to tell you guys, but I remember who abducted me That Night. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing lately, sorry."
Liars: "Way to bury the lede, Ems. So who was it?"
Emily: "It was Jenna!"
Liars: "It was Jenna driving the car? And drugged you? And kidnapped you? And dug up Alison's grave? And left you there? Jenna Thing, Blind Jenna Thing, did all that?"
Emily: "I remember it quite clearly!"
Aria: "Like, we love you. On the other hand, you kept calling me 'Arlene' for the rest of the night. So I mean..."
Emily: "I will prove that she's on the A-Team!"
Jenna, outside: "SORRY FOR BUMPING INTO YOU, I'M JUST REALLY BLIND TODAY! AND THIRSTY! I AM GOING TO GO IN THIS BATHROOM RIGHT HERE AND REFILL MY WATER BOTTLE! NICE TALKING TO YOU TOO!"
Liars: "I think she's going to come in here and refill her water bottle. Scatter!"
Spencer: "But first, I'm going to put this earring on the sink ledge. As we all know, people that aren't blind anymore cannot resist picking up earrings and looking at them. It is a foolproof plan."
Jenna, immediately: "What is this, an earring? I better take a closer look."
The Liars all freak out. It truly was a foolproof plan! Blind girls are like magpies or earring collectors, they can't keep from picking up any shiny old earring. It's hardwired, like salmon returning to their birthplace, or the famous migration of the Kenyan wildebeest.