Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 14 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Clean
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 04.28.2013
Zach: "I'm Zach Florrick, civics champion and goddamn super hero, and I'd like to educate you on suck it."
When your Bible is the Constitution, when your church is the courtroom, you understand those things are sanctified by what we bring to them. That's what Anonymous reminds us of: These things have power because we give it to them, and that is beautiful. That's the hush, that's faith in something bigger than yourself. You keep your voice down, you keep your head down. You watch out for other cars. It's easy to see when other people break that law; you know profanity when you see it.
ELECTION NIGHT PREP
The polling is still pretty much even, which makes all of this much more intense, and everybody also has their own stuff going on. Peter and Jackie are communicating with each other through Eli, because it regards her gigolo Cristian, so they can't talk about it directly: Jackie wants him on the dais with the family, which frankly is one of the more insane demands she's ever made if you think about it, while Peter would like Cristian deported, maybe into space.
When they get the call from Alicia about Zach's discovery, it's pretty great how everybody just assumes that he is right and so, clearly, this is a voter fraud move by Kresteva. She sends them the picture of the ripped seal on the box and suggests Will handle, it since Diane's off at some dinner, but Eli shuts that whole thing way down.
Eli: "First of all, why do I have to keep you from throwing your boyfriend directly at your husband like every single week? And plus, Diane has good reason to rock this."
Alicia: "...Right. For a second I forgot we're all just looking out for ourselves. Got it."
Eli, quietly: "Psst. Kresteva is stealing the election."
Moody: "Okay. Instead of worrying about that, I'm going to steal it back. I have a plan."
Eli: "You already have a plan?"
Moody: "I already have eleven plans. This one involves crashing a septic truck I already have planted in the field at Kresteva's biggest polling place."
Eli: "Sometimes even I am surprised at how horrible you -- I, we -- are. It's nice to know I have that in me."
[SPOILER], AGOS & ASSOC
Cary: "Does real estate regularly give people boners?"
Agent: "You'd be surprised. It costs a bajillion million dollars, okay?"
Cary: "That is a little steep."
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