Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 14 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Clean
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 04.28.2013
Zach: "The arrest was for recording a police officer."
Patti: "So you do this exact same thing like all the time, pretty much? Little Breitbart Drudgey-Wudgey, are we? Little bit of an Assange in training?"
Zach: "It happened in the season premiere and again in the finale. I wouldn't say that is a lot."
Patti: "Do you question authority a lot?"
Zach: "No. Only when it's wrong."
Oh, Zach Florrick! Zach shouldn't be afraid of his elders, his elders should be afraid of him. XOXO.
Buckley: "So I saw him taking pictures, and bitched impotently..."
Patti: "What was he taking a picture of?"
Buckley: "Certainly not unsecured ballots. I can't admit having fucked up my job that bad, and I'll willing to lie under oath that I ripped the seal myself, on accident."
Patti starts insinuating that Zach is a childish exaggerator again, and Diane -- who has joined us -- stands up as one with Alicia to object. Abernathy, describing this whole thing fairly accurately as "our little slumber party," begins walking around the room because of his sciatica, which is only cute because it's him, and because you know eventually the camera is going to end up whirling, trying to focus on like eleven people meandering around the room for various reasons while they try to be lawyers, because that's how the show works.
Diane: "Mr. Buckley, you're a registered Republican..."
Buckley: "Who loves elections and their sanctity, but yeah."
Diane: "Okay, sanctity. Your Honor, impound these votes until their provenance is determined, and we'll preserve that sanctity. If the box's contents don't mirror the greater sample -- which is about half and half -- then we'll know Kresteva tried to rig shit."
You're sitting in an intersection, waiting for the light to turn green. Another car comes up behind you, in the dead of night. Going a little too fast, swerving a little too much, and they blast right through. They can see nobody's coming; they can see they're safe. They can see how easy it would be, and so they do it. Are you more or less likely, in that moment, to follow suit?
L/G
Diane: "About the provenance of these votes, you need to look into their provenance."
Cary: "You heard her. Provenance, look into it."
Diane: "Also, the provenance of this poll monitor. We've had luck exposing people lately as rape apologists, but he could also have a mammy fetish. Get to it."
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