Episode Report Card Omar G: C+ | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Goodbye Jocko
By Omar G | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.13.2003
House of Jocko. Clark rings the doorbell. Nobody answers. He pokes some magic button that somehow breaks the door lock without damaging the door. Clark walks in and hears yelping while he calls out for Ma Jocko. Clark finds her and pulls the duct tape off her mouth. Ooooouuuuch! He asks if she's all right. Um, no? Clark asks where Jocko is. She doesn't know, but she says wherever he is, it's not her son. She says it's a girl, some kind of monster. Clark helps her up. Cabo, lady. Look into it.
Talon. Jocko rushes in and grabs Lana. "We have to talk," he says. Lana -- who looks like she's in the middle of nothing -- asks if it can wait. Jocko pushes her to a table and sits her down. He pulls out a box and opens it. It's an engagement ring. Lana doesn't look happy at all. Jocko asks Lana to marry him. He says he understands why she didn't want to move into together. She'd be illegal. He says they can elope and get out of Smallville. Lana says this is crazy, and that they're still in high school. Jocko says that his mom got married to his dad when she was sixteen. And look how that all turned out. Lana squints and moves her head around a lot and finally says she's sorry. Jocko is crestfallen. Lana says she can't accept it and ducks away, leaving Jocko behind to be pissed off. He follows Lana, who tells him that there were things in the video letter she can't keep from him anymore. Like how she wanted to break up. Lana says he didn't have his memory and she didn't want to hurt him. She says she'll always care about him. "But you care more about Clark," he says. Lana turns to the right again for approval and says this has nothing to do with Clark. "Don't. LIE TO ME!" he says. Lana looks around again. He demands that she to tell him she doesn't have feelings for Clark. Lana is lost. She turns and says she has to get back to work. Jocko says it's fine. He says that combat taught him how to deal with loss and move on. Lana's nose is red. Jocko asks her for one thing: her green necklace. He wants it to remember her by. The hell? Lana agrees that it means a lot to her, but that's why she wants him to have it. She takes it off and gives it to him. Smiles all around.
The Barnness of Moonlightitude. Clark walks in on Bo fixing some farm equipment. Bo asks how Ma Jocko is doing. Clark says she's fine, but pretty freaked out. "Who could blame her, right?" Bo says. He asks if Clark has any idea where Shapeshifta' Girl is now. "She could be anyone," Clark says. Bo takes out Lana's necklace and says, "You're right about that!" No! Evil Bo! He leaps at Clark with the necklace. Suspense! Commercials!