Episode Report Card Omar G: C+ | 1 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Goodbye Jocko
By Omar G | Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.13.2003
Bathroom. Jocko stares into a mirror, splashes water onto his face, and asks himself how he could have been so stupid. He shakes. He grabs a bathroom-stall door and throws it. Clark walks in just then and sees the throw. "What's going on?" Clark asks. "What's going on with you and Lana?" Jocko asks, giving Clark the Evil Jocko Look of Death. "Nothing," Clark says. He says he kept his promise and just looked out for her. "Oh yeah, you're a real class act, Kent. I go off and fight for my country and you stab me in the back by trying to steal my girl," Jocko says. I can see right through his ears. They're orange! Clark says that's not what happened and asks how Jocko did that to the door. Jocko says he's a trained U.S. Marine. There are a lot of things he can do. You should see what he can do to a potato. "Stay away from Lana," Jocko warns, and exits, all red-faced again. Clark looks at the bent, damaged door.
Smallville High hallway. Clark comes up to Lana and says they need to talk. She asks if it's about what happened at The Talon. She says that Clark could have apologized over the phone. Lana says that Jocko found Clark tearing apart the bathroom in a jealous rage. Clark says it was Jocko who did the raging. It was all the rage. Lana says she was told Clark warned Jocko to stay away from her. Clark says Jocko is lying. "After everything he's been through, now you're calling him a liar?" Lana asks, "I can't believe you." God. She is so damn stupid.
A dark sedan pulls up to a driveway. It's the Jocko Home. A sharp-dressed military man approaches the house as an American flag waves. Upstairs, Jocko sees the uniformed guy approach. Downstairs, Ma Jocko answers the door. Lt. McNult introduces himself as the flag waves behind him. He asks to come in. She asks if he's here to see Jocko. He's confused. Jocko approaches, holding a wooden bat. He greets the soldier. "There must be some mistake," McNult says. Oh, there sure is. "According to my superiors, your son is actually...." he starts to say and then Jocko brains him with the bat, hard. Ma Jocko screams. Blood on Jocko's face. Man, this is brutal. The marine's hat falls. Ma Jocko screams some more. We cut to a photo of Jocko with the CuteDean hair on a table. The bat falls. More Ma screaming. Jocko turns to her and puts his hand on her mouth. This scene brought to you by someone with a violent imagination.
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