Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 3 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT How Are You A Person?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 16 | Aired on 03.10.2013
Diane: "So this is about Kalinda, because it's fuckin' always about Kalinda with you two, because you love Kalinda. We're all well aware."
Will: "It's not because she won't challenge Kalinda, it's because this entire show is about kittens that will fucking murder you. Kalinda confuses them with her aura of sexual mystery and allure. Robyn Burdine confuses them because she is a weird little girl."
Alicia: "Actually I am with her because she won't challenge Kalinda. She's a total top, it'll just work out better. Anybody else, one of those grizzled guys, she's just gonna... I know you think I'm soft and whatever but my success and power and strength should by now demonstrate that there's nothing wrong with picking -- or being -- a more passive person. It's not like Kalinda's going to abuse her. At worst, she'll ignore her, and that was going to happen regardless."
Will: "Take her for a month, give her to Kalinda, see what happens..."
Alicia: "Sorry, there's a gnome in the lobby who is a killer and tormenter of people, I have to go."
LOBBY
Alicia: "You little motherfffff... li'l darlin', did you torture Liz Lawrence and her family?"
Lester: "Inconceivable!"
Alicia: "Seriously, following her kids and stuff is not okay."
Lester: "Don't you totally hate her? She is like a maximum bitch to you."
Alicia: "Yeah I hate her, that doesn't mean I'm gonna kill her kid. And you can't either. I won't stand for it, sir!"
Lester: "Heh. Good for you."
Alicia: "We don't need to play a tough guy's game. There are other ways to win this!"
Lester: "I am getting real bored with this shit. I swear, nothing is going on."
Ooooh, girlfriend does not like it when you do that. Lester, back it down. Do not lie to her face, you will not enjoy the consequences.
Alicia: "I've continued my research into your wizened creepy past. The second you joined the Grozzi defense, it went into total assassination meltdown..."
Lester: "Sure, and the second you ingratiated yourself with Colin Sweeney, bitches started dropping dead in weirder and weirder sex ways. How's your priceless tentacle-rape hentai painting, by the way. Has it kept its value."
Alicia: "Let's do a little experiment where I handle Dexter's interview by myself, taking strict care not to threaten him with torture or death, and we'll see what happens."
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