Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 3 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT How Are You A Person?
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 16 | Aired on 03.10.2013
Liz: "When exactly did you sell your soul?"
Alicia: "(No idea.)"
APPLICANT #? - ROBYN BURDINE
A very good movie that you might want to vet for yourself with some recon before just jumping in on my say-so is called Teeth. It is about what you think it is about, and it's pretty beautiful. And the main character of that movie is played by this actress, so like... Don't think of an elephant.
Robyn Burdine: "[Babbles and is a mess; less Elsbeth insane and more like if Patti Nyholm weren't clearly fucking with you all the time. She is young, baby-faced, babysits in fact on the side, dresses like a college kid. Is adorable at all times.]"
L/G: "So wait, you were a Treasury Enforcement Agent? For two years?"
Robyn Burdine: "I was! The people were so nice! But like, I wasn't having a ton of fun, so. Babysitting and being an investigator."
L/G: "We have a certain tone here, I mean... Not that the standard for investigators is all that high -- Kalinda dresses like that because she's Kalinda, for example -- but maybe a little less baby puke? For a job interview?"
Robyn Burdine: "I can do any tone you want. I do own other clothes, you guys. Cute ones! Or like, dressy ones. Scary ones, like a suit or something. Or I can buy clothes. I have a credit card and stuff. I carry it in a wallet I made out of duct tape or something along those lines. Robyn Burdine!"
L/G: "About the Treasury. First of all, could Bob Balaban be more adorable, and second of all, did you work in teams or alone?"
Robyn Burdine: "Solo usually, but I like teams too. I'm kind of whatever."
L/G: "BA in Crim Justice and a... minor in Ballet? How are you a person?"
Robyn Burdine: "Right? The funny part is, my parents are huge hippies that raised eight kids in an RV, so it was actually the Criminal Justice stuff that piss... That ticked them off. I like figuring out why people do bad things. Or just things, too."
L/G: "Okay, um thanks."
Robyn Burdine: "Robyn Burdine!"
LATER
Diane: "Are you fucking kidding me with this girl?"
Will: "Uh, the Treasury put her on tracking terrorist financing..."
Diane: "Yeah, and then took her off it again..."
Will: "No, she quit. Because she is a crazy person, and it's obvious that she has been designed by God/the Kings to be a character on this show, so just give in. Look, there were five ex-cops in that lobby and one Kalinda."
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