Episode Report Card Gustave: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Kiefer un-klad
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.14.2003
The time is 02:53:16 AM. Okay, PMAA and Cate are in this parking lot, and PMAA gets Arab-bashed. No, really. That's what happens, and I'm not even going to explain it any further because it's so gay.
Oh and then Soul Patch gets a call from Chappelle. Chappelle is coming by to check things out. Oh, and we know how fascinating Chappelle storylines are, so I'm not even going into this one either. Soul Patch then has a phone conversation with Bitchelle where they discuss what their kiss meant.
TeutonicTortureDude orders the unconscious Kiefer to be woken up. He brings up Spawn, suggesting that Kiefer wouldn't want his daughter to be an orphan. Well, actually, he was fine with it a few hours ago. Kiefer resists, probably comforted momentarily by the thought of an existence without Spawn. TeutonicTortureDude has José (or Luis) hit Kiefer with the stun gun again. Kiefer writhes in pain. TeutonicTortureDude instructs the man to do it again, but the man says that Kiefer is no good to them if he's dead. TeutonicTortureDude takes the taser and does it himself. Kiefer's eyes roll to the back of his head, and his body goes slack. TeutonicTortureDude orders the men to wake him up, but when they snap amyl nitrate under Kiefer's nose, he does not regain consciousness. José, Luis, or Slam says that Jack is dead. "Cut it out," yells TeutonicTortureDude. He tells José, Luis, and Slam to cut Kiefer's bindings and let him down. TeutonicTortureDude frantically does CPR on Kiefer, and yells for the men to find epinephrine. The time is 02:59:58…02:59:59…03:00:00 AM.