Episode Report Card Gustave: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Kiefer un-klad
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.14.2003
Down on the floor -- and by "floor," I still mean what I said a paragraph ago -- Danny enters with his temporary visitor's pass slapped on his Men's Wearhouse blazer like a scout badge. Bitchelle asks him what he's doing there. Danny says that he tried to call, but the phones weren't working. He only wanted to clear things up between them. He apologizes for yelling at her. "Apology accepted, but you have to go now," says Bitchelle, nudging him out the door. But then Danny has to speak for all of the citizens of Los Angeles when he claims that they are all freaked, because no one knows what to do, and that's why he's been calling her maniacally the whole day. Bitchelle tries once again to assure him that CTU is taking care of everything and everything will be okay while she tries getting him toward the exit. That's when he sees Bi-Carrie-ous. "I didn't know she was working here," he says, becoming unglued…more than usual, that is. He walks over to Bi-Carrie-ous and starts yelling at her about how she doesn't return his phone calls. Bitchelle tries to separate them, but it gets violent. Soul Patch has to come down and pry Danny's hands from around Bi-Carrie-ous's neck. Security comes to take him away. Bitchelle is horrified and hides in Soul Patch's arms. The time is 02:33:58.
The time is 02:38:11 AM. Klockwise from the top left, Bi-Carrie-ous is working her neck injury, Kiefer is ridiculed and mocked by Romans, forced to wear a crown of thorns and carry a cross up a mountain surrounded by thieves and other common criminals…oh, by the way, Happy Easter…and Rolaide walks really really fast through the hallway of Division. She approaches PMHC, and they walk wordlessly into a conference room. Hey, how much space does Division have that they can just hold all of these rooms used exclusively by the President and his cabinet? But then, how are they torturing Kiefer at Doc In The Box, without anyone thinking that something was amiss with these three men, who look like they're doing security for Helmut Lang and who have stripped a guy naked and are slicing him up with medical instruments? I think tonight's lesson is -- as with most Bible stories -- largely about the virtues of hospitality. Anyway, PMHC tells Rolaide he found out that the Vice President is meeting with cabinet members. They both assume it's about the President's decision to call off the attack. PMHC says that he is secretly meeting with a guy named Jesper Isberg, a Defense Department official who has information. Rolaide wants to know when and where they're meeting. PMHC doesn't want to tell her. "PMHC, I'm the one who brought you into this and I want to know what's going on firsthand before we take this to the President," says Rolaide. PMHC tells her about a storage room on the fifth floor. He tells her to meet him up there.