Episode Report Card Gustave: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Sex, Lies, Videotape, Laptops, and Cell Phones
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 15 | Aired on 03.11.2002
Meanwhile, at the CTU Koffee room, Palmer is pulling a "do you know who I am?" on Soul Patch, who is not letting him speak to Kiefer. Apparently Chappelle isn't letting Kiefer come out to play until they've decided what his punishment will be. "I want to speak to Kiefer and I need to do it now!" He's so angry that he even turns down Soul Patch's offer of koffee. Soul Patch goes back to his desk and calls Chappelle, who is in the Kiefer Kube for some reason, and tells him that Palmer is insisting on having a private konversation with Kiefer but refusing to say why. Chappelle doesn't want to let them meet until he knows why Palmer is there. Why ask why, Chappelle? It's Kiefer. Everyone wants to see him. Apparently Soul Patch is everyone's secretary this week. Milo enters with a new Brian Austin Green 'do and asks Soul Patch what Palmer is doing there. Soul Patch doesn't know, but asks Milo if he's found anything else out about the second shooters. Milo has traced Alexis Drazen's (TakeOnKief) itinerary, and has learned that he stopped off in Washington D.C. for a couple of days before landing in LAX -- but he has no idea why. Soul Patch asks where the report is. Milo says that he "routed it to Nina's computer." Soul Patch wants a copy. Is anyone else getting second-mole vibes besides me?
As the Safe House Express SUV zooms along, Bride asks Nina why they're going to a safe house. "Weren't we supposed to answer some questions at Kiefer's office?" Nina tells Bride that she'll be kwestioning the Kieferettes at the Safe House, and that they're only taking prekautions by enklosing them in a "kontrolled environment" for the kurrent time. While Nina talks to someone on her cell phone, Spawn asks Bride what "the doctor said." Bride tells Spawn about the benign cyst that burst. Spawn is still koncerned. Bride tells her not to worry. "The doctor said it would go away all by itself." Unlike you, Spawn. Oh wait. Spawn did go away by herself. That's why they're all in this mess in the first place.
Back in the KieferKage, where Kiefer is being "debriefed" -- and that word never gets old, does it? -- Alberta V05 tape-records Kiefer while he tells her about Gaines and the transmitter he put in his ear. He asks if he can take a break and if there's any word on how the Kieferettes are doing at the clinic. Alberta tells Kiefer about their transfer to the safe house. "You knew they were moving my wife and daughter and you didn't even tell me?" Enraged, he gets up and turns off the tape recorder. No more Sutherland velvet for Alberta Vo5's Dictaphone. He demands to see Chappelle.