Episode Report Card DeAnn Welker: A- | 93 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tangiers the Gay Lion
By DeAnn Welker | Season 3 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.23.2009
Jack's pouring a drink in his office when Liz walks in and asks if he has a sec. Jack tells her it's over; it's over before it started. Liz apologizes, but is glad it didn't have to come from her. He asks what she's talking about, and she asks what he's talking about. He was talking about Wig-Go.com, Sheinhardt's user-generated video content site. They were forced to shut down because all anyone ever posted were penises. He asks what she wanted to talk about. She beats around the bush, trying to figure out how to say it, when Salma comes in and calls Jack "Mi amor," and says, "Let's get married." He's going to get them a celebration table at Plunder. While he's on the phone, Salma asks Liz not to tell him anything. Liz says Salma has to. They pretend they're happily hugging.
Jenna's dramatically singing "Don't Cry Out Loud" in Pete's doorway. He asks if she's okay, and she says she didn't see him there; she's totally fine. She sings louder. He asks if she's sure she doesn't want to talk. She says it's kind of none of his business, but okay. She says she met a cute paramedic, who thinks she's incredible, so they're perfect for each other. But he left before she could get his name. Pete thinks they could find out, but she says calling 911 did nothing to help. He says this reminds him of a book he read once. Jenna's already bored and tries to leave, but he stops her, and says there's a question used to identify sociopaths: A woman goes to her mother's funeral, where she meets the perfect man. It's love at first sight. But he leaves before she finds out who he is. So... what does she do to see him again? Jenna: "She kills her father, hoping he'll come to her funeral too." Pete says that's "correct" (you know, for a sociopath). She thanks him for the advice, which wasn't advice. But then she stops and says she'd also have to kill her father's doorman and Pete for giving her the idea in the first place. Pete looks scared, but Jenna laughs and he does, too. Until she gets serious.
Tracy storms into Liz's office, where she's sitting in her Slanket. Tracy calls her a dummy, and she says, "I'm wearing it as a joke." He asked Angie what she wants for their anniversary, and she wants a tattoo of her name and a picture of her face on his chest. He can't have it there, scaring off beautiful women in the clubs. He likes to socialize, and Liz knows his signature move with the ladies. It's taking off his shirt. We get a shirtless Tracy (both Jordan and Morgan) montage. Tracy says he now has a Sophie's Choice: He can't get the tattoo, and he can't tell her no. Not exactly Sophie's Choice there, Trae. She asks if he wants her to be sorry she's making it harder for him to cheat on his wife. He says that's a start.