Episode Report Card DeAnn Welker: A- | 93 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tangiers the Gay Lion
By DeAnn Welker | Season 3 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.23.2009
Dot Com's suggesting that Tracy get the tattoo, but when he hits the clubs, he draws a mane and some extra letters to make it look like a lion named TAngiers. Tracy sarcastically says that's a great idea... if he wants everyone to think he owns a gay lion. Griz: "No judgment in brainstorming." Good call, Griz! Tracy yells that this is his reputation, so they need to use their heads. Then he leaves. Dot Com explains the Moroccan national soccer team is the Lions, and Tangiers is in Morocco, so he was actually using his head.
Liz asks Jack if he's ever met anyone who killed somebody. She thinks his grandpa might have, but he never liked to talk about what happened at... Kent State. I'm not sure that's appropriate, but whatever. Jack still wants to marry Salma, because nobody's perfect (he gives the example that someone, somewhere, is dating Monica Lewinsky), and he's 50. He says that's like 32 for ladies. He wonders how many more like Salma he'll meet. Liz says she doesn't understand men. Jack: "Nobody ever said you did, Lemon."
Jenna asks the paramedics helping Kenneth where the cute paramedic from last night is. They say if he was there at night, he must work the evening shift.
Jack comes in to Liz's office, where she's once again wearing the Slanket. She says, "It's not product placement! I just like it!" I'm glad she answered that without me having to ask. Heh. Jack asks what if he marries Salma and accidentally cheats. He says she could snap again, since she's passionate. Liz's suggestion: Don't cheat. He says you never know, because he could get trapped in a snow cave fantasy. Liz says she just doesn't get guys. He says that's not being disputed, but his options for male advice are limited. He opens the door to show her the male writers (who are debating getting hats with feathers in them to celebrate their pranksterism), and says she's the closest thing to a dude around here. She tells him he needs to find a snow cave fantasy and see what happens.
Next, Jack's in Tracy's office. He tells Tracy about Salma's murder, and Tracy tells him to continue. Jack says he loves her, but needs to be tested and see if he strays. Tracy says he'll take Jack out tonight and he'll be tested like Jesus in the Wilderness. Then explains: Jesus is his stereo guy and the Wilderness is a club.
Frank storms in to Jenna's office and says Kenneth passed out again. She's in a robe, but she rips it off to reveal a cute dress and says, "Oh no! I can't believe this is happening during night shift!" They run out and see a paramedic working on Kenneth, but not Jenna's paramedic. Pete says Kenneth somehow ate strawberries again and is going into "acute strawberry shock." Jenna asks if that's a thing. The EMT says they have to cut off Kenneth's hands, and he'll have to use his feet to urinate with. Jenna jumps in and says it's her fault. She poisoned him. She leans in and apologizes to him dramatically. Kenneth sits up and says he thinks Jenna's had enough. Jenna asks if this is a trick, then says she knew it and was playing along. Then: "Seriously. What's happening?" Pete asks if she feels genuine remorse. She does, so he downgrades her from sociopath to extreme narcissist. She smiles at that news, like the extreme narcissist she is. They tell her to quit it with the strawberry stuff, and Toofer says "Or you might, once again, feel the righteous wrath of... the Pranskmen." They all put on fedoras with feathers. Jenna: "Is that a thing?"