Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Touch my monkey.
By Demian | Season 5 | Episode 20 | Aired on 04.26.2003
Attic. As the Glamorous Ladies tidy things up, they realize that they're developing telepathic abilities. No, seriously. Raige writes something on her pad, Phoebe reads it silently, and Piper instantly visualizes the words in her mind. I'm sure this will become important later, but for now, let's just keep things moving. Piper gropes her way back down to the Bridal Boudoir with either Quasimodo or Wyatt-San, leaving Phoebe and Raige to interrogate DOC. Raige scribbles "WHERE IS OUR WHITELIGHTER?" onto the legal pad and pushes it into DOC's face. Because this, apparently, makes much more sense than HAVING THE ONE WHO CAN TALK ASK THE GODDAMN QUESTIONS. No matter, for the doorbell rings. Raige takes one look out the window and freaks. There's a Ratbag on the porch! She pushes Phoebe downstairs to get rid of him.
Foyer. Phoebe gets rid of the Ratbag. There's a lot of shouting and failed lip-reading of abject apologies and whatnot, but that's pretty much all that happens.
Back in the attic, Raige has tortured DOC to his knees, but he's still not talking. Phoebe, of all people, realizes that DOC can't read. Yes, the Demon Of Color is illiterate. I'm not even going to touch that one. Feel free to scream about it on the boards, if you like. Phoebe quizzes the Illiterate Demon Of Color on the Dolt's whereabouts. IDOC honestly doesn't know. Phoebe demands to know who sent IDOC to the Manor. He stonewalls until Raige threatens him with another potion vial. "[Crazy Grace]," IDOC finally admits. Phoebe sends Raige to abuse the Book while she continues with the third degree. What does Crazy Grace want? Crazy Grace'll kill IDOC if he answers that question. Phoebe smashes another vial against IDOC's rock-hard abs.
Crazy Grace's Bar And Grill. Kazaa, due to his physical connection to his minions, howls and wails all, "I feel his pain! He needs my help!" "He needs a muzzle," Crazy Grace sneers. Woo! After way too much of Kazaa's irritating babbling, Crazy Grace flips him the bird, and he explodes into flame under the watchful eye of the briny Dolt. What? No, seriously. Fire shot out of Crazy Grace's middle finger. Hey, I warned Kazaa not to fuck with her, didn't I?
Up in the attic, IDOC explodes in unison with Kazaa. Phoebe, startled by this unexpected turn of events, scuttles over to Raige and asks if the Book contains a vanquish for Crazy Grace. It does. It also contains an entire entry detailing Crazy Grace's history, but stupid Raige blocks most of the text with her hand, so you'll all have to live without a transcription. Phoebe and Raige exit to prepare the Crazy Grace potion.