Episode Report Card Aaron: B | 791 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Baldness <> Death
By Aaron | Season 6 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2003.02.09
Seeing as how we already know that the storage closets, kitchens, medical wards, laundry machines, mailrooms, and telephone lines in Oz aren't monitored or observed by guards in any way, I guess it shouldn't be much of a surprise that The Little Lackey and Johnson The Blatantly Guilty CO next meet up in the guards' lounge to loudly discuss their plans to kill both Billy Clyde Tuggle and Warden Glynn with perfect diction and a complete disregard for the possibility that anyone standing outside the WIDE OPEN DOOR that's RIGHT BEHIND THEM might overhear. That must have been the same prep school George W. Bush attended, because it's graduates aren't exactly covering themselves with glory at the moment. And sure enough, the very next shot is of Leo, standing over the blood-soaked body of Billy Clyde and hoping against hope that this will be enough to put him over the top in his quest for the coveted Deadliest Prison Not Located In Guatemala Award being handed out at next week's banquet. Go get 'em, Leo. You can do it!