Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 43 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Won't Stop, Can't Stop
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 16 | Aired on 01.21.2014
Toby: "Is this about you being crazy, or is it about your daddy issues?"Spencer: "Why is that all anyone ever says to me all the time?"
Toby: "Frankly I don't want to do a whole court case about it anyway, and you seem to need me to explain why. I don't want to testify, or hear, about my mother's illness or my family history. My widowed father went on to marry the mother of Jenna Thing, okay? Basically, like a Sex Beowulf. Does that not tell you my family has problems you don't know about yet?"
EMILY
Emily: "All I will say is, I told Shana to ask what Ali said when she pulled me out of the barn that time we found a shovel."
Spencer: "Which was what?"
Emily: "Not important."
Spencer: "She never even mentioned she had some sleeper agent in another state. This is clearly a lie and you are clearly falling for it."
Emily: "Yeah, because it's not like we don't meet strangely intimate people from Alison's history like, once a week. She also never mentioned how she was given to trading souls with CeCe Drake, or getting choke-fucked by your sister's fiancé, or hanging out at the Kahn's murderous robot sex palace, or that she and her parrot Tippi were friends with a psychic witch..."
Spencer: "I just hate it when the people come off seeming closer to her than we were."
Emily: "Okay, Aria. The point is, I am working through some shit."
Spencer: "No, the point is that she trusts this random more than us. Not cool."
Emily: "I mean, we're hardly safe for her. A is all up in our business all the time. She'd have a valid point."
Spencer: "Shana hooked up with Paige, too..."
Emily: "-- Yes, do let's chat about that."
Spencer: "So but was she on Ali's List?"
Emily: "Most assuredly so. They hated each other real bad."
Spencer: "Or else we'll stop looking for her, and A can beat us to the punch again. And why on Earth would Shana move all the way down here for this? The glamour of working at a seasonal Halloween shop? No matter how spooktacular."
Emily: "Name me one person she didn't brainwash to within an inch of their lives."
Spencer: "Mona, me, you, Aria, Hanna, Lucas, most of our parents... Okay, valid."
MARIN
Travis: "Hey, are you by any chance losing your mind? And why is there a pool table?"