Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 43 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Won't Stop, Can't Stop
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 16 | Aired on 01.21.2014
Toby and Peter discuss Radley's settlement offer, which Peter is now championing over shutting the place down or bringing the ruckus about it further. Toby's dad is into it, because he already has a wife and a lovely house full of snowglobes and could care less. Toby also is just about done with all of this. He's been a teen contractor for like a year, so naturally it's time to start thinking about teen retirement.
DOJO
Aria: "You look like you've been in a fight?"
Jake: "I just qualified at karate nationals. You know how I did that? By being in several fights. Literally that is my job."
Aria: "You are so fine that it literally comes as a shock, the first time you appear in a given episode."
Jake: "Thanks, want to get lunch?"
Aria: "No. I mean yes, but no. I mean yes, but not with you."
Jake: "Are we breaking up? Are you back with that pervert?"
Aria: "Don't make this harder for me. By which I mean, give me a ton of shit about it and break into tears if you can. Film yourself doing it if possible. Write a poem maybe."
Jake: "Okay well, you're the hot mess that's dating your English teacher, so go for it."
Aria: "Really? You're not going to put your fist through the wall or run down our one street that we have in our town and punch his lights out? Maybe during a rainstorm?"
Jake: "I just got back from nationals! I want like a nice brunch and a nap in my own bed before I can focus on anything as elaborate as your neverending nonsense."
Aria: "I can't say I'm not disappointed. But can we be friends?"
Jake: "Fuck a buncha... Are you kidding me?"
Aria: "...There it is. Thanks, Jake. I'll always remember you like this. Standing here in this stinky dojo, telling me I am not worth your friendship. That means a lot, dude."
TOBY
Spencer: "But there's a gag clause! How can we bring the ruckus?"
Toby: "You really need to stop treating my storyline like it's your storyline. Our respective relationships with that place are basically, at this point, at cross-purposes. But I can't say that, since I'm the one that put you in there, and you can't say..."
Spencer: "Like I have boundaries. What's the worst thing that I can say right now? Oh, how about I still want to find out who the mental patient was that saw your mother fall off a roof to her death."