Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 43 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Won't Stop, Can't Stop
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 16 | Aired on 01.21.2014
Toby: "No, that's the part where it's about you. The part about me is, my mom didn't kill herself. I don't care after that. If she fell or was pushed by a disturbed mental patient, either way that's just an accident."Spencer: "But you don't even want to know who...?"
Toby: "Seriously. Drop it. You hold on too tight."
Spencer stares into space for a while, having possibly broken yet another thing she was trying to protect, and then abruptly bursts into tears.
ARIA
Ezra and Aria make brownies and put chocolate syrup and whipped cream from a can on the brownies and then they feed the brownies to each other and it's just simply awful.
Meanwhile, Jake is very angry and he punches a dummy and then yells some and then kicks his heavy bag very hard, driving about six hundred knives and corkscrews into the top of his foot and through his foot and out the bottom of his foot, then falls to the floor shooting blood in every direction from his foot.
And that is awful too, but in a way more delicious than any amount of brownie crammed into your face, whether it's by your English teacher or really just anybody at all.
NEXT WEEK
Hanna comes up with a literary plan to identify the body in Ali's grave, while Spencer gets back to work on the Diary to find Boardshorts. Mikey makes a new friend, and Emily's dad gets worried. Oh, and A is now hiding messages inside Hanna's actual head.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Good Wife, True Detective, The Blacklist, Ravenswood, and Pretty Little Liars for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, Twitter, and Facebook.