Episode Report Card Wing Chun: B+ | 40 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT "My Husband's Back And He Phases Through Solid Matter"
By Wing Chun | Season 1 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2006.10.30
In their rental, Hiro is miming swordplay -- complete with light-saber sound effects -- as Ando worriedly asks what happens if they get to New York and it explodes. Hiro declares that if they get to New York, it won't explode; it's a "heroic journey." "It's your heroic journey," Ando pouts. Hiro stresses that it's their heroic journey, and that you don't have to have superpowers to be a hero. The way he says it is much less condescending than the way it reads, I swear. Anyway, Ando seems to accept that, and starts the car, asking why FutureHiro didn't deliver his message to PresentHiro and Ando, as opposed to that little bitch Peter. Hiro offers an explanation involving a rift in the space-time continuum. "You're talking out of your ass," says Ando -- correctly, from what we've seen. Ando starts to back the car up, but a gigantic SUV pulls up behind them, blocking them in. The poor man's David Koechner-looking High Roller is sitting in the passenger seat, and taps the brim of his hat. Ando yelps at Hiro to teleport them somewhere, but the guy is immediately at Hiro's window, tapping politely and assuring them that he just wants to talk. Hiro lowers his window a tiny bit. Ando insists that they didn't cheat, but Koechnot says he knows they did; he just doesn't know how: "Now it's time for a little payback." Snakes On A Poker Table!